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FJRONAMISSION

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One day this lizard is walking through the jungle and happens up a monkey up in a tree smoking. The lizard hollers up "Hey what are you doing up there?"

The monkey replies, man I am smoking some really good dope. The lizard ask if he can join him, sure says the monkey.

So the monkey and lizard are up in the tree smoking dope for hours, when the lizard says, man I am thirsty and need a drink. The monkeys says the river is right over there.

So the lizard staggers down the tree and over to the river. As he leans over the bank to get to the water for a drink, he falls in.

Well an alligator sees the lizard and being that he was not hungry, he just helped the lizard back on shore. Then the alligator asked the lizard whats wrong with you and the Lizard tells the alligator that me and this monkey are in the jungle smoking dope up in a tree. The alligator says I got to see this so he wanders back in to the jungle until he finds the monkey up in the tree. The alligator hollers up, "Hey what are you doing up there?" and the Monkey looks down and with a surprised look asks "Dude, how much water did you drink?" ..... :smokin:

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Yep, the monkey, lizard and alligator are good buddies of mine. we've done some crazy **** together, both on and off of moto-bikes.

Not always perfect though, that damn monkey always wants us to climb the tree and that is getting old. We're going to zig-zag him this weekend, ...yep, that's how we roll.

 
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