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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, and invincible ... No, wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that ****. Never mind.

Drink up, girlies !!

:drinks:

 
Stop kidding yourself Wheaties. They Need us to mow the lawn, paint the house, and generally fix things around THEIR house.

 
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MEM said:
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, and invincible ... No, wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that ****. Never mind.

Drink up, girlies !!

:drinks:
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****. i thought someone had confused the genders. that's what women do for/to men.

 
Bounce said:
MEM said:
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, and invincible ... No, wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that ****. Never mind.

Drink up, girlies !!

:drinks:
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****. i thought someone had confused the genders. that's what women do for/to men.
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Except it's beer... ;)

 
Man's best friend...

 

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Woman's best friend...

 

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Intech said:
El Toro Joe said:
wheatonFJR said:
El Toro Joe said:
wheatonFJR said:
El Toro Joe said:
:lol: Good one there MEM...my wifes a wino too!
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You must be proud! Hey! :lol:
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Proud that my wife is a wino, or that I have a sense of humor?
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That your wife has a sense of humor! :D
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she used to...before we got married
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Isn't there a more appropriate forum for this?
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It Is Dog Pile Friday, Anything and Everything goes!

Just shocked Bust hasn't posted any sheep **** yet!

 
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