Three Women in a Sauna

[fossilrider]

THREE WOMEN; TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED

IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER

FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY

ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER

PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A

MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED

SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER...

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........

"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT..... I'M GETTING A FAX!"

 

[v65]

Good joke right up until the point where I envisioned it :blink:

 

[MKO]

Good joke right up until the point where I envisioned it :blink:

Is it any better if it is three young women?

 

[crank_bear]

Good joke right up until the point where I envisioned it :blink:

Is it any better if it is three young women?

Yes. Most definitely...

 

[Toecutter]

Did ya hear the one about the two women in heaven? If so, I won't repeat it, but I thought it was funny.

 

[Scab]

Oh, look, I'm a vending machine. Here's your Baby Ruth.

 

[MotorSWATCop]

Change "old woman" to "blonde" and everything works fine.

Scab...you're sick! Only in Cleburne Co.