Tired of slowpokes on your spirited rides through the twisties? Concerned about a parked Prius on the side of the road?? Got no patience for funeral processions??? What you need is a road clearing WheatonFJR anti-traffic farkle!!! Guaranteed to clear others off your path, sometimes by just running it through a twirling warmup sequence!!
Custom installs available; just call our 24-hour hotline!!! Operators are standing by, and you can save $4,000 -- that's 10% off -- if you call in the next 15 minutes!!!
Please use responsibly. Void where prohibited by law. Wear hearing protection when using your anti-traffic farkle. General Electric is not responsible for injuries due to misuse.