Tiger had another bad day...

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Tiger insists the accident will not change his golfing but sources say he's looking for a new driver.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

 
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said " I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger

 
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Did you hear Tiger just got pulled from the Ryder Cup?

Seems he is always getting beaten by the Europeans.

 
Do you know what baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?
Both get clubbed by Norwegians!
DING DING!! We have a WINNER!! :rofl:

Reminded me of the comment I heard at SFO: "If you don't shut up I'm gonna beat you like Odot clubbing a baby seal!!"

 
I heard that he cheated because after the kid was born, the tee box was chewed up and she wouldn't let him play the back nine.

 
As of today, I think the mistress count is up to around 9. I wonder if all of them are true or just some trying to cash in somehow. Even though a great golfer, he does have a problem that money won't solve.

doctorj

 
Just happened to hear Eagles 'Take it Easy'.

"I've got 7 women on my mind... four that wanna own me, two that wanna stone me....

Well I'm running down the road trying to loosen My load, got a world of trouble on my mind

Lookin for a lover who won't blow my Cover, she's so hard to find..."

Must be Tiger's theme song :blink:

 
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