tis The Season!

[exskibum]

You got a +1 for this, Rich
Where ya been, lawyer man?!

Not in the Doghouse?

I'm disoriented, but that's just because I haven't been "wrong" in something like two months now.

I trust that as we glide toward the holiday season, your ledger is also reporting more naughty than nice?

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

... and I did something I'm not proud of. I flashed the earrings and said "Maybe I can get my money back on these with the engagement ring".

You might be a little proud of that...

 

[Neil San Diego]

Buggar!! You stole my thunder! <_<

 

[beemerdons]

Neil and Simon, Do you guys have any idea where I could buy a Dominick the Italian Dancing Christmas Donkey mask? That would be the perfect Holiday Gift for johnny80s!

 

[FJRBluesman]

You waited too long. Sorry Neil.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Try Google, or just buy some horse or donkey mask. J80s won't know the diff.

 

[Neil San Diego]

Neil and Simon, Do you guys have any idea where I could buy a Dominick the Italian Dancing Christmas Donkey mask?

Probably the same place y'all get the sheep masks...?

Glad to help.

 

[beemerdons]

Neil and Simon, Do you guys have any idea where I could buy a Dominick the Italian Dancing Christmas Donkey mask?

Probably the same place y'all get the sheep masks...?

Glad to help.

Oh, for Petey's sake Neil; it is Bustanut joker that has the sheep mask. I've got the burro mask and HotRodZilla has the armadillo mask! Nah, it just has to be a donkey mask; absolutely not the same face as a burro. I mean, you are talking to the Burro Expert! Maybe I should really ask FJRay and ShinyPartsUp, they did find their goat masks somewhere!

 

[SacramentoMike]

Thanks...I just got her a new bucket & mop :blink:

You got her a new bucket AND a mop? Wohhh

 

[MEM]

Right out out of blue, 5 days after Christmas, she asks me to move out (Redheads... go figure).

Redheads never do ANYthing right out of the blue, buster. :huh:

She prolly discovered you were holding out on the earrings

 

[MEM]

I'm disoriented, but that's just because I haven't been "wrong" in something like two months now.

Oh, puhleeze. You prolly HAVE been wrong. There's just no one around to point it out

I trust that as we glide toward the holiday season, your ledger is also reporting more naughty than nice?

Gosh, I hope that's the way Santa sees it. Naughty trumps nice on most days (which kind of reminds me: The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun )

 

[FJRay]

Neil and Simon, Do you guys have any idea where I could buy a Dominick the Italian Dancing Christmas Donkey mask?

Probably the same place y'all get the sheep masks...?

Glad to help.

Oh, for Petey's sake Neil; it is Bustanut joker that has the sheep mask. I've got the burro mask and HotRodZilla has the armadillo mask! Nah, it just has to be a donkey mask; absolutely not the same face as a burro. I mean, you are talking to the Burro Expert! Maybe I should really ask FJRay and ShinyPartsUp, they did find their goat masks somewhere!

Hey shitforbrains, I got no stinking mask. I just look this way but it makes it easy to sneak up on them. :yahoo:

 

[squeezer]

That video is hysterical. :lol:

Now, could they do one to convince my wife that I don't want a f*@king Weed Whacker?

 

[FJRBluesman]

That video is hysterical. :lol:

Now, could they do one to convince my wife that I don't want a f*@king Weed Whacker?

Someone from the forum posted this earlier in the year...

 

[madmike2]

I'm disoriented, but that's just because I haven't been "wrong" in something like two months now.

Oh, puhleeze. You prolly HAVE been wrong. There's just no one around to point it out.

The issue is really not that we might be wrong. Of course we are, we're part of the human race and, as such, we make mistakes, offend unknowingly, insult when not meaning to, etc., etc., and we misjudge constantly.

The core issue is that there isn't another constantly correcting every miscue, mispronuciation, manners faux pas, miuse of proper verb tense, choosing the incorrect adjective, having one's motives constantly challenged and judged or not living up to their expectations.

If I'm not mistaken, THAT is the "wrong" Rich was alluding to. BTDT, got the T-shirt and the cap (and the scars).

 

[RaYzerman19]

But........ she said she wanted something that would go zero to 140 in like 3 seconds........

So I got her bathroom scales.

 

[exskibum]

I trust that as we glide toward the holiday season, your ledger is also reporting more naughty than nice?

Gosh, I hope that's the way Santa sees it. Naughty trumps nice on most days (which kind of reminds me: The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun )

Gosh -- I may be wrong, but that sure sounds like you've got a new Santa, Mary Ellen. Possibly one who's not only been the beneficiary of the "naughty", but who has also been provided copies of the Doghouse videos for holiday season training?? Inquiring minds, and all that.

 

[beemerdons]

But........ she said she wanted something that would go zero to 140 in like 3 seconds........

So I got her bathroom scales.

Ray, Bust had told me you served in the Canadian Diplomatic Corps, but I thought he was kidding me. Very Diplomatic!!!

 

[MEM]

Gosh -- I may be wrong, but that sure sounds like you've got a new Santa, Mary Ellen. Possibly one who's not only been the beneficiary of the "naughty", but who has also been provided copies of the Doghouse videos for holiday season training?? Inquiring minds, and all that.

:lol: I WISH!!! :lol:

A new Santa is going to "just know" how to stay out of the doghouse. No coaching required

 

[madmike2]

Gosh -- I may be wrong, but that sure sounds like you've got a new Santa, Mary Ellen. Possibly one who's not only been the beneficiary of the "naughty", but who has also been provided copies of the Doghouse videos for holiday season training?? Inquiring minds, and all that.

:lol: I WISH!!! :lol:

A new Santa is going to "just know" how to stay out of the doghouse. No coaching required

O.M.G.

You want one that doesn't require coaching or remedial classes? :blink:

This could be a looong cooold Winter.