Zorlac
Well-known member
A couple wanted to join the church. The pastor told
them, "We have a special requirement for new member
couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole
month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks
returned to the church. When the Pastor ushered them
into his office, the wife was crying and the husband
was obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon...
Is there a problem?", the pastor inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not
manage to abstain from sex for the required month.",
the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult...However, we
managed to abstain. Through sheer willpower."
"The second week was terrible, but with the use of
prayer, we managed to abstain."
"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried
cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible; anything
to keep our minds off carnal thoughts."
"One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint
and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I
was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her
right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate
sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done
we were both drenched In sweat." admitted the man,
shamefacedly.
The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, "You
understand this means you will not be welcome in our
church."
"We know.", said the young man, hanging his head,
"We're not welcome at Home Depot either."
them, "We have a special requirement for new member
couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole
month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks
returned to the church. When the Pastor ushered them
into his office, the wife was crying and the husband
was obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon...
Is there a problem?", the pastor inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not
manage to abstain from sex for the required month.",
the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult...However, we
managed to abstain. Through sheer willpower."
"The second week was terrible, but with the use of
prayer, we managed to abstain."
"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried
cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible; anything
to keep our minds off carnal thoughts."
"One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint
and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I
was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her
right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate
sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done
we were both drenched In sweat." admitted the man,
shamefacedly.
The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, "You
understand this means you will not be welcome in our
church."
"We know.", said the young man, hanging his head,
"We're not welcome at Home Depot either."