Top 10 Reasons *some* Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[exskibum]

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Ba da boom, ba da bing -- take that wimmens!

Actually, the ex-wife has a sense of humor and sent that to me. Seems it may be on YouTube, having originated with David Letterman. Just sharing the wise-dom and logic here. :lol:

 

[Tyler]

Perhaps... but a ******** takes on a whole different meaning.

 

[Bugnatr]

Perhaps... but a ******** takes on a whole different meaning.

:blink: :lol:

 

[Surly]

I'm going to use this immediately.

Very good indeed.

Best regards

Surly

:yahoo:

 

[FarWestFastEddie]

Perhaps... but a ******** takes on a whole different meaning.

Care to explain your view of the meanings?

FWFE

 

[Tyler]

Perhaps... but a ******** takes on a whole different meaning.

Care to explain your view of the meanings?

FWFE

Eddie, do I really need to explain this to you?? :blink:

 

[Mike-H]

Evidently, yes :lol:

 

[wheatonFJR]

"mommy, what's a ********?"

 

[FJRay]

Perhaps... but a ******** takes on a whole different meaning.

Care to explain your view of the meanings?

FWFE

Eddie, do I really need to explain this to you?? :blink:

Perhaps it has been a really looooong time for Eddie

 

[wheatonFJR]

Perhaps... but a ******** takes on a whole different meaning.

Care to explain your view of the meanings?

FWFE

Eddie, do I really need to explain this to you?? :blink:

Probably don't need to, but I bet he would like it if you did...

 

[dcarver]

Tyler, one single woman keeping thousands of so-called fjrforum menz in their place with one comment!

Love It!

You go Gurrrrl, you GO!

 

[BigPaz]

Guy: "what's the difference between a ******** and a Big Mac?"

Girl: "i don't know... "

Guy: "wanna go to lunch??"

:lol:

P.

 

[FarWestFastEddie]

Tyler, one single woman keeping thousands of so-called fjrforum menz in their place with one comment!

Love It!

You go Gurrrrl, you GO!

What he said!

FWFE

 

[Checkswrecks]

Speaking of blow jobs, my ex likes to repeat this story:

A well dressed widow, standing next to a top of the line Cadillac, was talking to the pile of ash in her hand.

Saying:

Earle, you remember that vacation to the islands I always wanted? Well now that you're dead, I took it.

And you keeping the credit cards so I never had a nice thing to wear? Well, I bought them.

And I ain't driving that rusted old car any more Earl. Thanks for leaving more than enough to get this Cadillac.

And Earle, you know that ******** YOU always wanted?

Well, here it is....

And she blew the ash out of her hand.

:glare: