Top 9 comments by Olympic announcers

[Fairlaner]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the

Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her

snatch this morning

during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from

personal experience

since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and

father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in

boxing, but none of

them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can

expect the same thing

again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like

it. In fact you can see

it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC

president is hugging

the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got

eleven Dicks on the

field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,

before the final

round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what

have I just said?"

 

[rushes]

Pretty funny!

I guess I oughta start watching!

Thanks!

 

[fjrchooser]

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,before the final

round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what

have I just said?"

Saw this one many,many years ago on the Johnny Carson show. I think it was Arnold Palmers wife that said it. Johnny looked surprised, turned directly to the camera and said " I'll bet that straightened his putter ! " .

One of the defining moments of my pre-teen childhood. My Dad went into whooping laughter that brought him to tears and Mom left the room red-faced. Despite the evidence of my long term existence, as well as that of older and younger siblings, it was the first time I realized that my parents had *** and were probably still having it ! EEEeeeeewww...

 

[colin]

nice....funny stuff! all commentary here in Japanese. Can't understand anything. Not funny.

 

[stellarsteve]

Back in high school basketball we played a team that had a star center with the last name of ****. Our coach would always warn us to watch that big **** in the middle. Always got a good laugh, I am sure it was intentional.