Tour of Yellowstone and the rest of Gods County.

[spyderbret]

WW... Thanks for the great report. Looks like you guys had a lot of fun... and dropped a lot of turds!! HA HA!! Too funny!!

I cant wait till it cools down out here.... Loved those snow covered peaks!!! B)

 

[Silver Penguin]

Gorgeous pix. Thanks for sharing. Montana is pretty high on our gotta-ride list.

Jill

 

[raclow]

Webby:

Sounds like you guys had to go to the bathroom...A lot.

Great Ride Report!!!!

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Wicked Webby]

SpyderBrett, Jill, Raclow,

Glad to share. Here in MN we usually ain't worried about things cooling down.. But Vegas... I understand that completely.

Absolutely, Mt and Wy are a couple of them states that you can't miss out on. For those who haven't rode them, you gotta experience it.

As far as bathrooms go... There is a pretty funny story to this... Between us Four guys it seemed like almost every time we stopped for gas someone said, "Man I gotta take a ****, been holding it for the last 100 miles." And it was usually the same guy that had just rolled his eyes at the other guy during the last stop (ain't karma a *****..Oh the Karma factor gets better). So it started to become a regular kinda funny theme that we all chuckled about. However... The highlight to all my turd remarks was this little gem...

Ok, so we were deep inside Yellowstone and we stopped because I had to dump. All they had there was one of them single 1900 series remote and very rustic outhouse that had a tube going straight into the ground. Of course, no toilet paper to boot. It was pretty nasty, but I've sat on worse in the Army. So I grabbed some baby wipes (I had in my shaving kit) and was taking care of business inside the outhouse. Hovering and not very comfortably I might add. I hear one of my buddies come walking up outside (he will remain nameless here) and he says, "Webby you got one of them wipes" I replied, "Sure, why?" He mutters, " Dude.... I just **** myself waiting on you...." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!! And he did!!!!! WTF!!!! He asks for one wipe?!?!!! So I pass him quite a few of me turd wipes out under the door and he proceeds to clean is rotten *** and buries his ****** shorts right outside by the door in the woods!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Still just cracks me up to think about it!

Sorry... Had to share.

WW

 

[madmike2]

Sorry... Had to share.
WW

[SIZE=14pt]TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!![/SIZE] :dribble:

 

[dcarver]

WW - Nice report, thanks for sharing. As time goes on I find myself spending more of it in ride reports than anywhere else on this forum. As someone else already stated, it's good to see a variety of bikes on the ride. The FZ1 dude must be cut of steedl or something. Curious to see the fall changes already in the higher country.

Oh, and about all the pooping? TMI, TMI!

 

[madmike2]

This is the first time I've had to read through the entire post and enjoy your pictures. This country has some beautiful scenery in which to ride. I'm glad you posted pictures of some of the trip I intend for next year.

I will say that it seems like almost every motorcyclist road tripping waves back. Guess they're lonely.. Probably more like bored.

As an alternative, I think that "on the road" motorcyclists are much different than the local "posers". I've met some very nice motorcyclists riding different brands and types while on a road trip. They don't have the attitude that some of the "day trippers" seem to carry. Those "on tour" riders have a different mentality about the shared adventure of an extended ride.

 

[Murph]

SpyderBrett, Jill, Raclow,
Glad to share. Here in MN we usually ain't worried about things cooling down.. But Vegas... I understand that completely.

Absolutely, Mt and Wy are a couple of them states that you can't miss out on. For those who haven't rode them, you gotta experience it.

As far as bathrooms go... There is a pretty funny story to this... Between us Four guys it seemed like almost every time we stopped for gas someone said, "Man I gotta take a ****, been holding it for the last 100 miles." And it was usually the same guy that had just rolled his eyes at the other guy during the last stop (ain't karma a *****..Oh the Karma factor gets better). So it started to become a regular kinda funny theme that we all chuckled about. However... The highlight to all my turd remarks was this little gem...

Ok, so we were deep inside Yellowstone and we stopped because I had to dump. All they had there was one of them single 1900 series remote and very rustic outhouse that had a tubes going straight into the ground. Of course, no toilet paper to boot. It was pretty nasty, but I've sat on worse in the Army. So I grabbed some baby wipes (I had in my shaving kit) and was taking care of business inside the outhouse. Hovering and not very comfortably I might add. I hear one of my buddies come walking up outside (he will remain nameless here) and he says, "Webby you got one of them wipes" I replied, "Sure, why?" He mutters, " Dude.... I just **** myself waiting on you...." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!! And he did!!!!! WTF!!!! He asks for one wipe?!?!!! So I pass him quite a few of me turd wipes out under the door and he proceeds to clean is rotten *** and buries his ****** shorts right outside by the door in the woods!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Still just cracks me up to think about it!

Sorry... Had to share.

WW

Congrats! With that little gem, you just got my vote for ride report of the year!! :clapping:

As an alternative, I think that "on the road" motorcyclists are much different than the local "posers". I've met some very nice motorcyclists riding different brands and types while on a road trip. They don't have the attitude that some of the "day trippers" seem to carry. Those "on tour" riders have a different mentality about the shared adventure of an extended ride.

I couldn't agree more, Mike.

 

[Wicked Webby]

Dcarver and Mike,

I figured it might be TMI but was just too funny too hold onto.

I agree with your assessment of the "on the road" riders. Great way to surmise it!

Oh ya, my Buddy on his FZ1... Guy is a stud... Though, he kept saying, "It ain't that bad, it ain't that bad...." Hmmmm...

By the end of the trip he said is next bike is a sport tourer of some type.

Murph,

Hey, I appreciate that. Glad to hear you got a kick out of it! It was fun putting the trip back together during this

thread. I took 266 photos and a handful of videos. When I get the videos all chopped and pieced together, I will

post them up on youtube and link them here.

WW

 

[raclow]

OMG!!!! I have been laughing with tears rolling down my face. I can't explain how close that story hits to home. There are many.....to afraid to admit it....that have left some ****** shorts somewhere not expected.

WOW......that was funny.

WW - Nice report, thanks for sharing. As time goes on I find myself spending more of it in ride reports than anywhere else on this forum.

Carver:

I agree. I spend more time in the Ride Report area...now days. I'm not the greatest mechanic...so no write ups about that.....but I can take some pictures and share that info in this community. I can't say enough about the Gear Heads on this forum......you guys ROCK.

 

[Low Level FJR Pilot]

WW, Great ride report and there is no such thing as too many pictures of that kind of spectacular scenery. Keep it up. B)

 

[03HiYoSilver]

" Dude.... I just **** myself waiting on you...." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!! And he did!!!!! WTF!!!! He asks for one wipe?!?!!! So I pass him quite a few of me turd wipes out under the door and he proceeds to clean is rotten *** and buries his ****** shorts right outside by the door in the woods!!!!!!

That is soooo fuuunnny!

Out in them areas, long stretches of almost nothing, one has to improvise.

Excuse me now, I have to go outside and bury something.

 

[Wicked Webby]

" Dude.... I just **** myself waiting on you...." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!! And he did!!!!! WTF!!!! He asks for one wipe?!?!!! So I pass him quite a few of me turd wipes out under the door and he proceeds to clean is rotten *** and buries his ****** shorts right outside by the door in the woods!!!!!!

That is soooo fuuunnny!

Out in them areas, long stretches of almost nothing, one has to improvise.

Excuse me now, I have to go outside and bury something.

03HiYoSilver, Raclow, Low level FJR Pilot,

Hahahahahaha! Thats for sure! I think them "poop incidents" might hit close to home for a lot of riders BUT who wants to admit it right.

I agree, never enough pics for them ride reports.

Thanks Fellas,

WW

 

[fjrboomer]

WW what a great report. It brought back great memories for me as we did Yellowstone and Glacier years ago. Your pics were fantastic. My wife used to ride with me and she did all the pics from the pillion. You got great road shots especially the apparent over the shoulder shot of you buds behind you. Thanks for the memories!

 

[Old Michael]

WW, I loved it all brother. What a treat!

Some trip reports -hell, MOST trip reports - get me buzzing, and up from the computer and pacing and thinking when can I go here or there, and I gotta just quit my job and hit the friggin' road 'cause you only go around once and I gotta ride to or through this place or that and I gotta make a list and get my maps out again right now and ....well, thanks for the trip report.

Oh, and your pics (like this one) make me think if I came upon this scene while I was riding, I'd pull over, and put her on the side stand, and open my shield, and just sit there and think what a lucky ******* I was.

I've gotta get another FJR.



Take care WW.

 

[Wicked Webby]

Oh, and your pics (like this one) make me think if I came upon this scene while I was riding, I'd pull over, and put her on the side stand, and open my shield, and just sit there and think what a lucky ******* I was.

Old Michael,

You said it!! That was exactly how I was feeling during this whole trip!!

What a treat it was to ride through Gods' Country and be able to take some

snapshots!

FjrBoomer,

Glad it reminded you of something special. Hey, why not go out there and ride

up some more memories!! Take some pics too and pass um along.

WW

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

Awesome report !!.... livestock, moose and buffalo ... majestic views and a FJR!! life is good!!

 

[Wicked Webby]

Awesome report !!.... livestock, moose and buffalo ... majestic views and a FJR!! life is good!!

Thanks FJRONAMISSION!

WW

 

[Cdogman]

SWEET!!!!!!!!!

nice pics... mondo happy you had a good time.... and missed that cow ;-)

 

[big ears]

Came across your trip report today. Great photos. I said you would love it out there on those open roads and curves. Been in my jeep but not on a bike. Looks like yall hit every outhouse on the road. Need to eat less at those grub shacks. Thanks for the report.