Don't forget the drivers, who have to phone a friend while looking at **** and Jane's scuffed paint, and the pretty lights. "Wow, you're not going to believe this but there's this massive hold up on the freeway and all it is, is a ......Oh sh*t, that moron in front of me just stopped short. He can't have been paying attention because he made me hit him".I don't know about elsewhere, but HERE, the #1 cause of our routine backups is stuid ass drivers causing accidents, forcing the full rescue squad with police, paramedics and fire truck(s) for even the most minor fender bender. Sucks.
**** and Jane swap paint, pull to the median. Commence rubber neckers for a 1 mile slowdown/backup. 10 min later the squad arrives, 2 of 4 lanes at LEAST are shut down on at least one direction, depending on where **** and Jane parked. Commence 5 mile parking lot because no one knows how to merge at anything more than 2MPH and everyone simply MUST take a full gaze of the pretty flashing lights and dented cars for at LEAST 5 seconds as they pass.
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