fossilrider
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A man was sick and tired of going to
work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through
so he Prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted
the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man
awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank
to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and
balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried
to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids
and got into an argument with them on
the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork
chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher, folded laun dry, bathed the
kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though
his daily chores weren't finished, he went to
bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know
what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.
You'll just have to wait nine months,
though. You got pregnant last night."
work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through
so he Prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted
the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man
awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank
to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and
balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried
to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids
and got into an argument with them on
the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork
chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher, folded laun dry, bathed the
kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though
his daily chores weren't finished, he went to
bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know
what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.
You'll just have to wait nine months,
though. You got pregnant last night."
