Turd Burgers... WTF?!?

[Tyler]

Soylent Green's got nothing on this. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth... maybe they'll make a milkshake out of it.

 

[Patriot]

I'll stick with my Bassomatic drinks, thank you...

 

[wnyfjr]

I'll stick with my Bassomatic drinks, thank you...

"That's great bass!" Classic SNL!

 

[rushes]

All your food groups conveniently pre-mixed.

 

[Steel]

I'm calling B.S. (almost literally) on this one. If you stop the tape with about 1:33 left, the label on the refrigerator clearly reads **** BURGER.

On the other hand, like any fake meat product, the key lies in the preparation!

 

[kolonial72]

If it will eventually be priced at roughly the same level as regular beef, why not get regular beef and skip the turd?

The baggy did say **** burger, that's funny.

 

[SockMonkey]

I misread the thread subject line as "Turd Burglar" Urban Dictionary, #1, and thought, "well this should be a funny story", but to my horror, it was far, far worse. I swear only the Japanese could think of this. Would eating this [****] turn someone into a coprophagic..?? And you certainly wouldn't want to smile after eating one of these. Wearing a "****-eating grin" would no longer be a metaphor... <bleh>

 

[Tree Doc]

You can keep the **** burger. I just want one of those uber-kool pointers with the little hand on it! :lol:

 

[Tyler]

I just want one of those uber-kool pointers with the little hand on it! :lol:

Yeah, I thought that was pretty nifty too... :lol:

 

[FarWestFastEddie]

Tylerbabe,

Where do you find this ****?, Is this **** worth the search, is this the good ****?, my diet contains no ****, no ****. Except for the big green load in oysters, I would think after ordering and eating something like this, the comments would be:

This ****'s bad

This tastes like ****

I've had some bad ****, but this **** takes the cake.

not my cup of tea..

 

[HotRodZilla]

Your shitting me!

My favorite part was the content breakdown: 25% protein, 16% carbohydrates, 14% peanuts, 12% corn, .5% chile, and one hundred ******* percent ****!

Thank God I know how to hunt. While the feel good bleeding hearts are eating **** sandwiches, I can rustle me up a rat or a chihuahua or something.

Holy ****!

 

[Tyler]

Your shitting me!

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In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

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Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the family tree.

 

[FJR Flyer]

Man, hope this pans out. I can plan my retirement now by becoming a "supplier", as most folks know I'm always full of it.