K Klubis Well-known member Joined Nov 21, 2011 Messages 162 Reaction score 62 Location Wilmington, NC Mar 16, 2016 #21 A magician walks down the street and turns into a tavern.
Goodman4 Pressing on Joined May 18, 2012 Messages 580 Reaction score 363 Location Hopkinsville, KY Mar 17, 2016 #22 How do you tell the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? - one's very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
How do you tell the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? - one's very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Uncle Hud Just another blob of protoplasm using up your oxyg Joined Oct 9, 2012 Messages 5,573 Reaction score 1,569 Location metro Atlanta Mar 17, 2016 #23 ^^^^^ +1 -- outta likes today and it ain't even noon. Last edited by a moderator: Mar 17, 2016
chivvalry Well-known member Joined Nov 18, 2009 Messages 837 Reaction score 170 Location Parkland, FL Mar 23, 2016 #24 The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.
FJRPittsburgh Rally Addict Joined May 24, 2009 Messages 909 Reaction score 325 Location Pittsburgh, PA Mar 23, 2016 #25 And are we a classy bunch? You bet we are. Last edited by a moderator: Mar 23, 2016
MrZappo Can we please go riding now ? Joined Jul 29, 2013 Messages 375 Reaction score 166 Location Granger, Indiana Mar 23, 2016 #26 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapus. What did the farmer get when he stepped on a rake? Two acres.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapus. What did the farmer get when he stepped on a rake? Two acres.
chivvalry Well-known member Joined Nov 18, 2009 Messages 837 Reaction score 170 Location Parkland, FL Mar 24, 2016 #27 What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
BakerBoy Well-known member Joined Nov 22, 2014 Messages 102 Reaction score 64 Location Golden, CO Mar 24, 2016 #28 She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.