Two potatoes are walking down the street

[csanders99]

Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

A: It's the one stamped "Idaho."

 

[Old Michael]

You didn't write that, ...didya?

 

[Silent]

If 2 potatos are walking down the street, my *** is runing the other way!

 

[charismaticmegafauna]

Two Chicago working-gals were on a western vacation in their convertible. When they stopped for gas near a Reservation, the very rural station attendant was puzzled by their appearance and asked: "Are you two Navajos?"

The gals answered, "No, we Chicago hoes."

 

[Mizz Bustanut]

If 2 potatos are walking down the street, my *** is runing the other way!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Big-B]

If 2 potatos are walking down the street, my *** is runing the other way!

You afraid of getting mashed?

 

[bikesniffer]

Little Red Riding Hood is strolling through the forest, all of a sudden the big bad wolf is appearing out of nowhere, goes up to her face and says: I'm going to kill you!, Little Red Riding Hood starts smiling, puts her hand in the little basket she's carrying and pulls out a .45 and holds the gun to the wolf's head and says: No you're not, you're gonna eat me just like it says in the book!

Alfredo

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

Little Red Riding Hood is strolling through the forest, all of a sudden the big bad wolf is appearing out of nowhere, goes up to her face and says: I'm going to kill you!, Little Red Riding Hood starts smiling, puts her hand in the little basket she's carrying and pulls out a .45 and holds the gun to the wolf's head and says: No you're not, you're gonna eat me just like it says in the book!
Alfredo

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