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That guy ROCKS!

(and that girl sucks. And not in a good way, ya bunch o' ******s :p )

 
What a classic response, in the very best traditions of singer songwriters!** The guy's good!

** E.g., Tom Petty's "Listen to Her Heart" was largely based upon an incident in which Ike Turner was aggressively hitting on TP's wife, Jane (to the point of scaring her), while TP was on the road.

(and that girl sucks. And not in a good way, ya bunch o' ******s :p )
OK Mary Ellen -- you've invited this inquiry. How does a woman know that another woman is or is not a fellatrix, and is or is not good at it? I think I speak for all us "******s" here: this is valuable information that should be shared in the spirit of forum camaraderie. :)

 
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That guy ROCKS!

(and that girl sucks. And not in a good way, ya bunch o' ******s :p )
Mary Ellen, I truly hate to post a correction to one of your posts in public. But I just now got off of a conference call with Old Michael and ShinyPartsUp: We three are unanimous in our decision, that we have never had a bad suck! That Guy does ROCK though!

 
(and that girl sucks. And not in a good way, ya bunch o' ******s :p )
OK Mary Ellen -- you've invited this inquiry. How does a woman know that another woman is or is not a fellatrix, and is or is not good at it? I think I speak for all us "******s" here: this is valuable information that should be shared in the spirit of forum camaraderie. :)
WTH's a fellatrix ?! :blum:

I wasn't editorializing about her womanly charms (or lack thereof). Rather, I was commenting on her ....skankiness (that's a word, isn't it ?). As in: "4. Vulgar Slang - To be disgustingly disagreeable or offensive. n."

Regarding a woman's talent in spotting a fellatrix, we - like you - can only speculate ;)

Hey, Rich? Lawyers suck, too (but they're very good at billing). Except when one takes me for a spirited ride on his FJR :thumbsup:

 
WTH's a fellatrix ?! :blum:
I believe the emoticon for a fellatrix is :eek:

Don't tell me that you'll need a telephone call from beemerdons to explain the difference between that and :p ?!?!? :lol:

I agree with you about most lawyers. Seems I spent my whole career keeping the greedy, blood sucking professional ******** off my clients and outta their wallets. I was never good at billing, though. Once had a friendly dispute with a doctor friend about what was a more deadly boring event: a cocktail party with doctors, or one with lawyers.

 
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WTH's a fellatrix ?! :blum:
I believe the emoticon for a fellatrix is :eek:

Don't tell me that you'll need a telephone call from beemerdons to explain the difference between that and :p ?!?!? :lol:
TOUCHE !! (where the heck is the accent aigu in this place ?!)

Once had a friendly dispute with a doctor friend about what was a more deadly boring event: a cocktail party with doctors, or one with lawyers.
Tough call, that. My young nursey friends think it's groovy to party with the docs. But they (the nurses)'re youngsters so I suppose I need to cut them some slack ;)

 
WOW! She's a true blonde. :eek:

If only those things in front of her were brains... :unsure:

You know, on a clear day U-C-LA. ;)
And she's educated!

My plan is still to be gigglin my *** off when I slide into that tree......

Lord, please let it come quickly....

What a screwed up mess we've made.....

 
WOW! She's a true blonde. :eek:

If only those things in front of her were brains... :unsure:

You know, on a clear day U-C-LA. ;)
:lol:

Reminds me of the old joke:

When God was passing out brains, the blonde thought he said "trains" and replied "no thanks, I'll walk"

 
Sadly, she thinks she's right. And I need her to work to pay into Social Security so I can retire someday, Oh well, I love my job. :glare:

 
Video 1: It's surprising to hear such things come from such an obviously intellectual person. In the first :30, I said out loud to my wife something to the effect of, "What the *#^% did she just say?!?" no less than three times.

Video 2: Hil-freakin-arious. I especially liked the way he used an obviously over-the-top, stereotypical Asain accent for the spoken intro and outtro. A well-done response to a twit.

 
Video 2: Hil-freakin-arious. I especially liked the way he used an obviously over-the-top, stereotypical Asain accent for the spoken intro and outtro. A well-done response to a twit.

That was the best!!!! Dude got talent

Perhaps we could name some random FJR part a "Ting Tong".

"What's that thing?"

"Oh, that's the ting tong"

 
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