UCLA Psychiatric Study

[madmike2]

[SIZE=8pt](Because I don't visit this area very often, this may be old, even if it is based on a known truth.)[/SIZE]

I ran across an interesting study that I believe is a study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

 

[johnny80s]

The study also noted that "up his ass" was an alternate location for the spear.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Ya know, I was wondering why UCLA sent the wife that check..

:jester:

 

[madmike2]

Ya know, I was wondering why UCLA sent the wife that check..
:jester:

One assumes you are adept at sleeping with one eye open.

Is there any truth to the rumor that you "drove" her to it????? :huh:

 

[madjackdog]

Are you saying that my wife has been menstruating since the summer of '75?

 

[FJRBluesman]

Now I get it....

 

[Steel]

If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features

Don't get too excited boys... this part of the study only applies to women under 20 who are not especially predisposed to favoring members of our gender.

Well, Have A Good Day!

 

[odot]

Oh, I'll have a good day.....knowing that I don't have a wife that wants to put a spear in me heart.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Oh, I'll have a good day.....knowing that I don't have a wife that wants to put a spear in me heart.

Because you don't have a heart? :grin:

 

[Capt. Bob]

Oh, I'll have a good day.....knowing that I don't have a wife that wants to put a spear in me heart.

Because you don't have a heart? :grin:

No,

because she probably would rather interface the spear with the other orifice mentioned. :blink:

 

[RenoJohn]

hmmmm,

interesting. Reminded me of this study that came out a while back:

Psychologist Geoffrey Miller and colleagues tapped the talent at local gentlemen's clubs and counted tips made on lap dances. Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility, versus about $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.

Psychology Today Link(clicky)

This parrallels your study on how the menstrual cycle does indeed make a big difference.

For those pole-dancer galz on here this should be especially interesting. Yes Odot, that means you.

 

[Fred W]

I hate to be crude (well not really, but it's polite to say so), but I really think there should be some kind of law against pole dancers working while menstruating...

 

[madmike2]

Are you saying that my wife has been menstruating since the summer of '75?

Mine used to have the same problem so I gave her a Spanish lesson. It helped immensely, but it was only one word long: Adios!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Oh, I'll have a good day.....knowing that I don't have a wife that wants to put a spear in me heart.

Really? Well I got one who'd like to :****:

:jester:

 

[wfooshee]

I hate to be crude (well not really, but it's polite to say so), but I really think there should be some kind of law against pole dancers working while menstruating...

Yeah, nothing puts the money back in my pocket as fast as catching a view of that string peeking out. . . . . :blink: :eh-smiley: :bad:

 

[Ari Rankum]

I hate to be crude (well not really, but it's polite to say so), but I really think there should be some kind of law against pole dancers working while menstruating...

Yeah, nothing puts the money back in my pocket as fast as catching a view of that string peeking out. . . . . :blink: :eh-smiley: :bad:

Here's as good a place as any to point out that the FJRForum is like a box of chocolates....

 

[Toecutter]

Here's as good a place as any to point out that the FJRForum is like a box of chocolates....

Uh, huh huh, he said "box"

 

[RenoJohn]

Uh, huh huh, he said "box"

Shut Up Beavis, uh, ya He did say "box" that rules.

 

[odot]

Hate to let y'all in on this secret but the really, really, really real world doesn't care about this website. Or your "inspirational" answers to all the questions of the world. They will pull out in front of you. They will give you the finger when you give them the highbeem behind them. When you pups realize that this forum is just a nesting place for your thoughts and opinions the world will have gone to hell in a handbasket faster then you can say....."la la la". The cold hard face of reality will slap you in the face with a smile.