Urinal etiquette

[Solo]

Some guys who prefer a stall suffer from shy or bashful bladder. They can't start the flow of urine if they are in a space where others can see or where their inability to get the flow going might be noticed, i.e., by zipping up and walking away from the urinal with no splash of urine or anything. It often happens to guys with low self-esteem. Like guys who own Harleys. Google it and you will learn more about it than you want to know.

 

[gixxerjasen]

Some guys who prefer a stall suffer from shy or bashful bladder. They can't start the flow of urine if they are in a space where others can see or where their inability to get the flow going might be noticed, i.e., by zipping up and walking away from the urinal with no splash of urine or anything. It often happens to guys with low self-esteem. Like guys who own Harleys. Google it and you will learn more about it than you want to know.

They shouldn't join the Military then. Wizz quiz required someone to visually confirm that the urine left your body and went directly into the cup.

 

[Old Michael]

... here goes nothing.

Golly.

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Well said, Marky Mark.

Years from now, we'll all come back to this thread, and marvel at your profundity.

(Something of this obstruseinateness might be better posted on ..........a Whidbey Island Retiree forum.)

Jus' sayin'.

 

[beemerdons]

... here goes nothing.

Golly.

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Well said, Marky Mark.

Years from now, we'll all come back to this thread, and marvel at your profundity.

(Something of this obstruseinateness might be better posted on ..........a Whidbey Island Retiree forum.)

Jus' sayin'.

Speaking of Danish jokes, I even managed to work a *** into this one!

The Italian Lover, a virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named johnny80s was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

 

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

 

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

 

Surprised, johnny80s reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The *** finally ended and, again, johnny80s smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

 

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, johnny80s reached for the woman yet again.

 

Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, johnny80s fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

 

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, "No, I Danish."

 

[TheZsdad]

I prefer a tree to any urinal or stall. That way I don't have to worry about accuracy other then keeping my shoes dry.

That's whay Viagra is for. So you don't piss in your slippers :dribble:

Reminds me of something my mother said one time about my step dad.

"Ya know when I met your step dad he had to slip his **** under the railing so he wouldn't piss in his face.

Now he has to hang it over the railing to keep from pissen in his boots"

 

[joebiodiesel]

I've got a buddy of mine that always has to use the stall. He says his pecker gets stage fright. <_<

My job requires nearly 100% travel. I spend a lot of time in public restrooms as a result. I can take most screwball behaviors in the rest room except for the window shoppers. I stopped tolerating it quietly a year or two ago when I just couldn't take it any more. Now I'm quick to point it out. Last year I had a good half dozen of them. This year has been pretty good though...so far.

Joe

 

[East coast Rob]

For me the older I get it's the first available spot open. However if a foot starts tapping under the edge of the divider it does get pissed on.

 

[majicmaker]

For me the older I get it's the first available spot open. However if a foot starts tapping under the edge of the divider it does get pissed on.

Yeah!! Gotta watch out for the Foot Tappers!!