You are out of your mind if you think that is a wise idea.
Valves don't make noise when they need to be adjusted.
A little hard to argue with Gray Ghost's success but I think its safe to say that he was extraordinarily fortunate. In my case, I did my first valve check at close to 50,000 miles and then at pretty much the prescribed intervals. As it turns out, I would have been in the same situation if I had done my first one at 100,000 miles - the first time I had to make any changes. Currently set in the middle of the range and I won't worry about the next one for awhile. I think its a good idea to get the first check done fairly early and, on the basis of measured clearance, you can decide whether to extend the interval for the next check. You have to know your starting point - never know where they were set when they came out of the factory. A minority of owners have had to make changes on their first check and I think it would have been bad news if they had waited for 100,000 miles. The acceptance interval is just that - a bit below or above is probably OK but why risk it?
I don't get why this is even an issue. It's a very simple job to check the valves, and not much more difficult to actually adjust the shims, according to reports from those who have done so.
The two coolant tube o-rings are the only new parts required for a check
You need to own/borrow a few standard tools for the job, and set aside a couple hours at most for the work
The satisfaction, and knowledge gained is well worth it, as is the peace of mind knowing your engine is not put at unnecessary risk of self-destruction
I think allowing "a couple of hours" is pretty optimistic, especially for a first valve check. Having done three checks at this point, I think I could do it in 3-4 hours. At least a couple more hours if adjustments are needed (and I had the right replacement shims on hand). Since coolant has to be drained anyway, its a good idea to change it while you are at it. Plugs too. Might need a new timing cover gasket if you are changing shims - pretty much have to remove it to ensure you don't mess up the valve timing when you remove the cams although I have managed to get by with the original one after two removals. Valve cover gasket can be reused (x3 so far) if you are careful and it doesn't stick too badly at any point.