Don't mean to hijack, but I rode my cousin's Excelsior-Henderson in mid July. Not much time and the wind was howling at 40-50 mph. He thought the big grin on my face was from pleasure, not suspecting I had been laughing my ass off. What a joke! An $18,000 two-wheeled tractor! Christ, an old John Deere two-lunger is twice as smooth! This thing has (chromed, of course) external fork springs that shimmy and shake and jive around at idle faster than the pistons go up and down. Very clunky, very mechanically noisy, just a very, very crude piece of machinery... But absolutely loaded with chrome! In the seat, you see the backside of the headlight nacelle - about the size of a basketball and makes a fine fun-house mirror as you stare at your own comically distorted image. And this thing is at about adams-apple height. Then there's the backs of the signal lights: yup, a couple of chromed softballs. Everything is just so over-sized, over-stated. It's like, "Look, we've got even bigger balls than a Harley!" If whacked WFO and held there, it will get up and go...about as fast as my son's 1996 Seca II, but it sure as hell doesn't want to and doesn't like it - it's literally trying to shake itself to bits, protesting like crazy. It was pathetic but still a very fascinating experience in riding a machine that is all about show and not at all about go. The company burned through $270 million in just a few years before going tits up, primarily because of lavish expenses and poor business management. Had they weathered the first three or four years, they'd have gone bankrupt for building a ridiculous and very heavy pile of junk.