Wanted: Riding Companion

[exskibum]

Hm.....interesting how noone has asked how much he is willing to spend on said "riding partner".

Odot -- you have a sharp eye.

Generally, the "Bay Area" is what folks use to describe the metropolitan area around San Francisco Bay, but in the more conservative climes of the Sierra foothills, etc., it's sometimes referred to as the "Gay Area". I've never seen "Fang" on a ride, you accurately note the section of the board to which this was posted, and the "flexible", "tight" and good thpeller requirements make me wonder.

Actually, I'm just damned jealous of anyone who can get that much time off in April after having a couple weeks off around Christmas. Crap -- that's 2-3 years of time off for me. So with that in mind -- what's it pay J.B.? And exactly what else is required? Does the "companion" have to ride bitch, is a second bike required, and is pitching or catching a part of the "companionship" or "tight situations"?

 

[Silent]

Generally, the "Bay Area" is what folks use to describe the metropolitan area around San Francisco Bay, but in the more conservative climes of the Sierra foothills, etc., it's sometimes referred to as the "Gay Area". I've never seen "Fang" on a ride, you accurately note the section of the board to which this was posted, and the "flexible", "tight" and good thpeller requirements make me wonder.

I'd wounder too after all those pics JB's posted recently . I've met Fang, and she's a very nice person and I've met a few of his offspring too (or so he claims they are his ) so I can at least confirm they does exist! B)

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Generally, the "Bay Area" is what folks use to describe the metropolitan area around San Francisco Bay, but in the more conservative climes of the Sierra foothills, etc., it's sometimes referred to as the "Gay Area". I've never seen "Fang" on a ride, you accurately note the section of the board to which this was posted, and the "flexible", "tight" and good thpeller requirements make me wonder.

I'd wounder too after all those pics JB's posted recently . I've met Fang, and she's a very nice person and I've met a few of his offspring too (or so he claims they are his ) so I can at least confirm they does exist! B)

And you're offering this as evidence of what?

 

[wheatonFJR]

Somehow I have the suspicion that these weren't the kind of responses JB was hoping for...though it was quite likely he figgered this is the way it would go.

If he was truly serious about his original post and not looking for some spell checker for his porno empire...I say only serious replies only to his post and not hijack his thread into some delerious gay/porno/leather and lace mud jello pit.

He actually might want somebody to travel with...think of that.

 

[exskibum]

If he was truly serious about his original post and not looking for some spell checker for his porno empire...I say only serious replies only to his post and not hijack his thread into some delerious gay/porno/leather and lace mud jello pit.
He actually might want somebody to travel with...think of that.

NAH -- either way, that person will PM him, and we just keep bumping his ad among the many here who obviously cannot get the time off. Besides, some of us are just bored at lunch in the PST time zone and bustin' the balls of someone who has that much time off is expected. I *WISH* I could do that ride!

 

[odot]

Hey, I offered my services for thirty grand.....with the option of a job offer. He can take it from there, dude. I don't have spell check but I do know of some good porn websites....should make up for it.

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Somehow I have the suspicion that these weren't the kind of responses JB was hoping for...though it was quite likely he figgered this is the way it would go.
If he was truly serious about his original post and not looking for some spell checker for his porno empire...I say only serious replies only to his post and not hijack his thread into some delerious gay/porno/leather and lace mud jello pit.

He actually might want somebody to travel with...think of that.

Or, he's advertising here because his other site for companionship was shutdown (www.emperorsclubvip.com )

 

[James Burleigh]

Sheesh! Walk away from a thread for a couple of days, and look what happens--it all goes to H.E.-Double Hockey Sticks. :glare: I'm still wondering what TWN was talking about way up there on page 1. :blink:

April does seem a little cold and rainy, and if I have three weeks off, it ain't gonna be by choice. So one scenario is that I do a little Then Came Bronson soul searching....

But if a handsome gay man babe in stiletto riding boots serious riding companion came along and said "Let's just f**kin' do it!" I could possibly change a few things around....

Maybe this is just J.B.'s March fantasy.... [oh ****, here we go again.... :glare: ]

 

[FJRBluesman]

I don't think any of this is legal...but it's bold.... You're not a State Attorney General are you.....?

 

[twowheelnut]

I'm still wondering what TWN was talking about way up there on page 1. :blink:

No you're not.

 

[Silent]

But if a handsome gay man babe in stiletto riding boots serious riding companion came along and said "Let's just f**kin' do it!" I could possibly change a few things around....

Don't ask me to go camping :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

[raclow]

WOW!!! Did JB just come out on this forum??? Who would have thunk-ed it??

Don't bend over and pick up your keys if JB is around......kick them to a safe place and pick them up.

 

[wheatonFJR]

WOW!!! Did JB just come out on this forum??? Who would have thunk-ed it??
Don't bend over and pick up your keys if JB is around......kick them to a safe place and pick them up.

raclow should know about that stuff for sure...coming from the land of pigs and squeeling and such.... (razorbacks)

 

[raclow]

WOW!!! Did JB just come out on this forum??? Who would have thunk-ed it??
Don't bend over and pick up your keys if JB is around......kick them to a safe place and pick them up.

raclow should know about that stuff for sure...coming from the land of pigs and squeeling and such.... (razorbacks)

You sure do have a purty mouth........

 

[airboss]

WOW!!! Did JB just come out on this forum??? Who would have thunk-ed it??
Don't bend over and pick up your keys if JB is around......kick them to a safe place and pick them up.

raclow should know about that stuff for sure...coming from the land of pigs and squeeling and such.... (razorbacks)

Uh, Weatie, forget something :guitar:

 

[motorgod]

Does it matter if you are right or left handed?