"Waste toner bottle needs replacement"

[Crash Cash]

So the big printer here just coughed up a huge bottle full of fine black waste toner. We're talking a quart jug of the stuff. I'm sooooooo tempted to take that home for a nasty surprise for the next person to tailgate me in the right lane of the expressway.... :blink:

"The forecast today calls for heavy sprinkles and large black clouds"

 

[wellsj]

I think I would take it out and pop it with my .44 magnum

 

[wfooshee]

Reminds me of an SCCA Solo-I I attended some years back at an old airport. They needed large barrels to mark the apex at a couple of curves, i.e. keep cars on the paved part and out of the dirt. They found some ink barrels from a print shop, about the size of a 55-gallon drum but plastic. They mentioned at the driver's meeting that you didn't want to push it to straighten out those apexes because the barrels were not completely empty!