Wedding Dress

[Fjrroy]

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

 

[Wee Willy]

Heh...that there's a hoot.

Cheers,

W2

 

[Zorlac]

Hey Barb, Tyler, & MEM, pretty funny eh?

 

[Tyler]

Hey Barb, Tyler, & MEM, pretty funny eh?

A woman who had been married for 20 years had lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends... one was engaged and one was a mistress.

They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

The agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

The engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild *** all night.

The married woman:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

 

[Mizz Bustanut]

When he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Tyler, that is a good one.

:rofl: :rofl:

The next thing to come out of Bust's mouth was "Where's my sheep?"

 

[old&slow]

:yahoo: what's for dinner ,Batman ,, :yahoo: :clapping:

That's funny ,,,

 

[DE OPPRESSO LIBER]

When he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Tyler, that is a good one.

:rofl: :rofl:

The next thing to come out of Bust's mouth was "Where's my sheep?"

Sheep. It's whats fer dinner!

 

[MEM]

Hey Barb, Tyler, & MEM, pretty funny eh?

Yeah, totally ..... :glare: