What the #@%#% is a 'DOTISM'

[dcarver]

yeah, what the man said!

 

[odot]

"Dotism" is a disease known to only a few patrons of this earth. Shown as a rare ability to see the ******** and talk the ********...then be the ******** of what is seen and talked about. Never is the patron hurt, or feelings or those insulting, hurt. Almost, an understanding of idiots understanding idiots. A brotherhood, if you wish. If reno was a town for one night....it would have been a conglomoration of "dots"....or "idjuts". "Idjuts"....those who have crossed the line of borderline idiocy into complete genius...depending on the amount of innebriation involved. Just ask the bridge....the bridge always knows.

Nevermind. Misunderstood the question. "Dotism" is a quote from a drunk dude. Or, a friend of one. Usually, only means something when one is drunk with the dotster. Yet, never understood the next day during regular non-innebriation.

 

[dcarver]

"those who have crossed the line of borderline idiocy into complete genius..."

... and here I thought it might have something to do with dots from the 70's.. or for those younger, maybe the 80's? :blink: ... wonder how many won't undestand that last line at all? hmmm.. Something along the line of ID-10-T's and the philosophy of life? Hey.. .you got a song about Odots yet? If not, ya should think about it.. hmmm. lyrics are forming...

 

[twowheelnut]

From Wikipedia, the fountain of all that is true...

ODOT: Oregon Department of Transportation

ODOTism: A road well patched by one worker, supervised by three. See also, 'Bridge'.

Alternate:

Odotism: A mental and physical state of uber gayness complicated by ingesting massive quantities of Wild Turkey. See also any songs by The Village People - maximage Odotismization.

 

[dcarver]

From Wikipedia, the fountain of all that is true...

ODOT: Oregon Department of Transportation

ODOTism: A road well patched by one worker, supervised by three. See also, 'Bridge'.

Alternate:

Odotism: A mental and physical state of uber gayness complicated by ingesting massive quantities of Wild Turkey. See also any songs by The Village People - maximage Odotismization.

Just couldn't resist, eh TWN? :clapping:

 

[fjrchik]

i thought it was a word a certain drunk guy just made up. :aarock:

 

[odot]

It's what he prefers "dotism" to be. Nevermind him, drink unto others as you will have drunk unto them.

 

[Scab]

:aarock:

Cool. Odot is a smiley.

 

[twowheelnut]

:aarock:

Cool. Odot is a smiley.

Nope, no shades.

 

[odot]

:aarock:

Cool. Odot is a smiley.

Nope, no shades.

Um...that would be a post "joyfulgirldotsmilie". :lol:

 

[Scab]

That's what his eyes really look like, why do you think he wears the shades?

 

[dcarver]

It's what he prefers "dotism" to be. Nevermind him, drink unto others as you will have drunk unto them.

:clapping: You might be limiting yourself O'Dot!

 

[odot]

...to what....a 12 pack? ...notwithstanding...this horrid thread? I have to down a case just to dismiss this "bad in taste" post.

 

[dcarver]

...to what....a 12 pack? ...notwithstanding...this horrid thread? I have to down a case just to dismiss this "bad in taste" post.

Stoopid me.. I google 'dotism'.. not much there.. nothing to do with the Odot I know... so, in a true state of Odotism, searching for the truth of all that is Odot.. I think we need a 'Odot Sez' list of rules to live life by! . Most folks are waay to serious to enjoy life.. not me... life is waaaaay to short to be serious.... ... all in fun and looking to the next life...

 

[odot]

"Dotism" is a disease known to only a few patrons of this earth. Shown as a rare ability to see the ******** and talk the ********...then be the ******** of what is seen and talked about. Never is the patron hurt, or feelings or those insulting, hurt. Almost, an understanding of idiots understanding idiots. A brotherhood, if you wish. If reno was a town for one night....it would have been a conglomoration of "dots"....or "idjuts". "Idjuts"....those who have crossed the line of borderline idiocy into complete genius...depending on the amount of innebriation involved. Just ask the bridge....the bridge always knows.
Nevermind. Misunderstood the question. "Dotism" is a quote from a drunk dude. Or, a friend of one. Usually, only means something when one is drunk with the dotster. Yet, never understood the next day during regular non-innebriation.

Well, there ya go, carver. Etch it in stone. Then drill it into others below you. :yahoo: :huh:

 

[v65]

So is

"I'll park my bike next to a tree"

a Dotism?

 

[odot]

NO...."park next to a tree"....is a dotism...though, I haven't added it yet.

Hey, scab...gonna be in new orleans this weekend? I am....wanna get a beer or five? We can pick up some N.O. hookers and have some fun.

 

[Ari Rankum]

From Wikipedia, the fountain of all that is true...

ODOT: Oregon Department of Transportation

ODOTism: A road well patched by one worker, supervised by three. See also, 'Bridge'.

Alternate:

Odotism: A mental and physical state of uber gayness complicated by ingesting massive quantities of Wild Turkey. See also any songs by The Village People - maximage Odotismization.

LOL.

 

[Scab]

Hey, scab...gonna be in new orleans this weekend? I am....wanna get a beer or five? We can pick up some N.O. hookers and have some fun.

BTDT. Where do you think I got the name?

Taking the wife to Helen, GA this weekend. Ya'll don't say anything about the N.O. hookers, OK?