WHEN IN HOME DEPOT etc...

[evilmedic13]

If you're really bored or frustrated w/ your local home improvement superwarehouse here's a fun one one to do. I've done it at least 6 times this year w/ my partner or my friends. The secret is to try to keep a straight face and not warn the people you're w/ what you're up to.Sometimes they catch it right away most of the time it takes awile, the emplyees that is. First things first ,you have to find the most inept looking doofus that works there and tell them you bought a( add your brand here) level and when you got home you noticed that there were no bubbles in the level. You called the manufacturer and complained and they told you that bubbles must be purchased seperately due problems that model has had w/ bubbles falling out or whatever reason you feel like coming up w/.IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY WILL GO AND LOOK FOR LEVEL BUBBLES This usually lasts one or two people in length. It sounds stupid but if you spin a good enough thread on them it sounds too unbelievable to most people to think you could've possibly been this stupid or creative to come up w/ something like this. We've all been in one of those its soo stupid it must be real situations and know fact is sometimes stranger than fiction.Trust me if you can keep your face straight or even looked pissed it'll work beautifully.you can piss yourself after somebody picks up on it.The people that are w/ you definitely will as soon the catch on :rolf: :diablo: HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :jester: unk:

 

[Rogue]

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

 

[GunMD]

You've gotta get out more often.

 

[FatNakedGuy]

Reminds me of the old Token Ring days on our network.

Whenever a new guy would come onboard in the IT department, we'd explain Token Ring and how it works. A day or two later we'd wait until the person was close by and then stand up and freak out, yelling something about the token falling out of the ring. We'd have the new guy searching the floor for the token... It was hysterical, guess you'd have to had been there.

 

[panthercity]

My favorite is asking for metric cresent wrenches or left-handed screwdrivers at Sears...

 

[yanktar]

Someone has too much time on their hands.

Torturing the ******** (as in Sears clerks) should be a no-no.

 

[gasman]

Bucket of steam, round toit, It's all funny. JB

 

[slapnpop]

Why would I go in there asking for things that don't exist when it's already given me an ulcer trying to help there with things they carry?!?

 

[FJRottie]

Now that's my kind of fun !! :haha: :clap:

 

[twowheelnut]

There's a flaw in that bubble gag. Most of the higher-end levels have replacement bubbles (glass vile w/fluid) available. One day, you'll be handed one.

 

[devanator]

That joke does explain the first part of your mane and avatar. Although it does sound like a lot of fun. :haha:

Devenator

 

[UnCaged]

TwoWheel is very correct. almost all your high-end Levels come with replaceable bubbles. So the gag wouldn't work to well. I think the Joke would end up being in reverse when you were handed a bubble.

I would rather use my time to do something a bit more constructive anyway, I don't have the time to jerk around sales people, **** I don't even have time to shop for the things I need let a long play games.

UnCaged

 

[grnarrowe]

I like asking for raw toast in resturants, or when at Bakers Square when they ask you if you want pie ask for the throwing kind. :haha:

Grnarrowe

 

[gypsy]

Any interesting/funny ways to deal with telemarketers on the phone?

When they called, I had a roommate in university who would always ask in his sexiest voice. "So, what are you wearing?"

gypsy

 

[Bounce]

I would rather use my time to do something a bit more constructive anyway

Like going up to one of the bathroom displays and taking a dump?

btw: [SIZE=21pt]NEVER[/SIZE] hassle people who fix your food.

 

[yanktar]

Any interesting/funny ways to deal with telemarketers on the phone?
When they called, I had a roommate in university who would always ask in his sexiest voice. "So, what are you wearing?"

gypsy

My fav are the stock-broker guys doing cold-calling. They start off with "Hiya Carl, howya doin'?"

I can go one of three ways with this:

1) I don't know you. Who the F*** are you to call me by my first name??? They usually get p/o'd at this and start trying to put me down.

2) Do you know who my wife is? (she's a W/S analyst) No? Then you haven't done your reseach and I ain't buying from you!

3) (my favorite): "Only two kinds of stock-brokers do cold-calling--beginners just starting out and screw-ups who stepped on their weenie! Which are you and why would you EVER think I'd do business with either?" This usually gets them SO mad they start screaming and cursing at me. One. even yelled "I got lots more money than you" to which I replied "Then you don't need mine!"

Then there's my sis-in-law: "I'm SO glad you called. I'm SOOO lonely and depressed and I just took all these pills....."

Sometimes they say "I'm just doing my job" to which: "So's a drug dealer (or pimp/whore). Doesn't make it honest work either!"

Or to: "Is there a Mrs. Yanktar?"

"Yup"

"Can I talk to her?"

"It's OK with me!"

(then I hang up--TheSaint kept her maiden name....let them figure out it's my mother or one of my sisters-in-law who don't live anywhere close to me...)

BTW, "Never Hassle People Who Fix Your Food" is wise advice...I'm glad I didn't have to learn THAT one the hard way!

 

[twowheelnut]

Then there's my sis-in-law: "I'm SO glad you called. I'm SOOO lonely and depressed and I just took all these pills....."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm gonna remember that one! I can't wait for the next India based solicitor calls. Ooh, datchs goIng to be mucth foon!

 

[Centerline]

'Course, you could drive around in your pickup and get a load of the illegals congregating in spots looking for day jobs........then go park in front of the local INS office.

 

[throttlejockeyTJ]

One sailor in the Navy used to have the yong mechanics go search for the Left Handed Monkey Wrench. Till one was wise and stayed away all day and came back with he couldn't find it. Ya want to yank some chains the Lying *******s at the Used car marts would be a good place to start. :haha: