When Insults Had Class

[Rolavine]

Your mom is so fat that before god said "let there be light" he asked her to move over!

 

[RockiesRider]

I was once called fat.

My reply "I might be fat but you're ugly and I can always lose weight"

Not sure where I heard that before but I liked it.

 

[radman]

These are great. I love it when people really know how to use words.
The exchange between Churchill & unknown woman:

She said, "Why, Mr. Churchill, I do believe you're drunk!"

To which he replies, “And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.”

My fav also.