When stuck next to an annoying person on an airplane

[bramfrank]

What to do on a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you ...

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven ;

7. Take a deep breath and open the site: https://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger sitting next to you.

NB: Don't click any of the links ion the site (because they are a pain in the butt)

 

[SouthernCruizer]

:clapping: LMFAO...you sick phuck!!

 

[FJRBluesman]

:lol:

 

[Texan]

Quick, how do you disarm this????

 

[k7lvo]

I think that might get you in just a little more trouble than hollering "HI!" across the airplane to your friend Jack.... <_<

 

[C&C]

Pretty good joke for here (but don't try it up there). Even if you don't get charged with anything, you'll wish you hadn't been so flippant.

This would pretty much be verboten in any public place.

(The problem with publishing this website is, that some idiot will try what you describe.)

 

[canyonman]

Thats pretty funny. you are a sick man. but funny!

I feel the humor may be lost at 10,000 feet though.