Where do you hide your weed?

[OrangevaleFJR]

heh heh.....whut? No wait...I remember what I forgot that you asked...heh, whut?

 

[Toecutter]

Dude, it's 2006.  We don't ice down the bongs anymore.  We use Merlot or Pinot in lieu of water or ice or beer, depending on your choice of entrée.  For after dinner hits, I would change from the wine to L'Esprit de Courvoisier or a bitchin' Grappa, say, Berta's Grappa di Moscato d' Asti Bric del Gaian, 1997.

Dude, smoking is so 20th century, and bad for your health. Don't you watch TV?

You have to vaporize....

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Dude, smoking is so 20th century, and bad for your health. Don't you watch TV?You have to vaporize....

Whoa. That's literally cool.

 

[Clark Kent]

It always hides between the blades of grass in my front yard.

Anyone who wants it can come a dig it up free! :haha:

CK :super1:

 

[bobby]

look at all the old freaks coming out of the wood work

 

[madmike2]

In my distant past.

Ssssssssp, [SIZE=8pt]yo, dude, it's your hit[/SIZE]. Phhhhhhhh (Heavy exhale)....Wow, man, cosmic!

 

[Toecutter]

In my distant past. Ssssssssp, [SIZE=8pt]yo, dude, it's your hit[/SIZE]. Phhhhhhhh (Heavy exhale)....Wow, man, cosmic!

My favorite weed-related rant:

"Here, I think it's out".

Dude, you KNOW it's out. Lousy ass passive aggressive lazy stoner!

25+ years and I can still carry the angry grudge!

 

[panthercity]

Generaly hide it in a General Mills Brownie Mix...

 

[evil_henchman]

Damn, ya'll got off track and the thread got moved to jokes and fun stuff. I was trying to conduct serious research on good stash locations on the FJR. Like the one that holds weed, a .45, and a half liter flask... :lol:

So far Toecutter is the ONLY one that had an answer on track and a damn good one at that. I've used the same one myself

 

[Fallen Jim Rides again]

I thought the rule was "never carry more than you can eat" (in one bite) and then keep that in your pocket so that you CAN eat it at the appropriate time.

Besides, FJR + ANY intoxicant = really really bad idea.

More stash places at the homestead

 

[evil_henchman]

Jim you're ruining the joke you big buzzkill, we were having fun here.

Do you think I really I (or any of the other mature professionals on this forum) carry weed and booze? :blink:

 

[Fallen Jim Rides again]

Oops :blink: Sorry, My bad.

Sooo, whaadaya say we blow this joint and go find sum wimminz? :haha:

 

[evil_henchman]

oooohoohohoo wimminz :dribble:

 

[Randy]

ok...flagrant topic misdirect....where do you hide your wimminz?

 

[Mike-H]

Woodstock....whats with the Cream references :blink: ....must be losing it....don't get it :dribble:

 

[slapnpop]

Oops :blink: Sorry, My bad.
Sooo, whaadaya say we blow this joint and go find sum wimminz? :haha:

I didn't think you were supposed to blow...

 

[twowheelnut]

Woodstock....whats with the Cream references :blink: ....must be losing it....don't get it :dribble:

What, you don't know who Cream was or you don't get what Cream album covers were used for?

 

[Groo]

Anybody else remember the size of the rolling paper that came in Cheech and Chong's "Big Bambu" album? You could have made a joint the size of a Hoagie....

Ah... the days of Sister Mary Elephant... and the unforgettable line from another track... "Und Why Vill you NOT SIGN ZEE PAPERS!?!?!?!" - "Because you have broken both of my hands......"

 

[twowheelnut]

Hey Groo? I can't remember: Who did, EggaMcMuffin? Was that C & C?

 

[PapaUtah]

More topics like this and we will very clean cut guys in dark suits with sunglasses and ear pieces talking into their wrist viewing our activities at WFO. As long as they only pull the high visibility battleship gray FJRs over on the way into Reno I guess I am okay with it. The stealthy Galaxy Blue and Cobalt FJRs will probably glide through undetected...

:tease: