Who's Old?

[Old Guy]

Fred, these jokes are only funny 'til they happen to you.

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A few years ago I was working in Clinton, Arkansas, at one of our bank affiliates and went to McDonalds to grab some lunch. It was near the local high school, and I timed it wrong -- McDonalds was full of high school kids. I got in the back of a long line and saw that whenever an elderly person came in the kids would take them to the front of the line and let them order ahead of them. I thought this was pretty danged nice until one of them pointed at me and said "Sir,......."

 

[Bearly Flying]

As a Senior it's nice to have a little fun once in awhile. A couple weeks ago I decided to go down to a local cafe to meet some friends for coffee. A good time was had by all.

As I left the cafe, a Traffic Cop was busy writing up a parking ticket for parking by a Hydrant and was about ready to stick it under the windshield wiper.

I rushed up and demanded to know What the Hell He was doing...... The Cop didn't take that too well, so He walked around looking more closely at the car, and started writing up another ticket for a busted taillight. Well that really set me off, I proceeded to inform him that as a Civil Servant "He worked for Me". The Cop got a bit red under his collar and proceeded to write up that crack in the windshield...... " Well You Nazi Sonafa#$%^#"

He looked a bit closer at the tires on the car, wrote up a ticket for unsafe tires......." I'm going to have your badge for this"........ The Cop started poking his finger into some of the rustier parts of the car, Deciding the vehicle wasn't safe for the road, called a Tow Truck.....

Not sure what happened after that, My 301 Bus arrived and I had to get on, Like I said Us Seniors have to have a bit of fun once in awhile

 

[mcatrophy]

...A few years ago I was working in Clinton, Arkansas, at one of our bank affiliates and went to McDonalds to grab some lunch. It was near the local high school, and I timed it wrong -- McDonalds was full of high school kids. I got in the back of a long line and saw that whenever an elderly person came in the kids would take them to the front of the line and let them order ahead of them. I thought this was pretty danged nice until one of them pointed at me and said "Sir,......."

A horrible awakening.

Had a similar event a couple of years back. I was on a ferry, wearing "civvies". A nice young lady stood up from the bench she was sitting on, "Would you like this seat?"

Thought to myself: 'Who's she talking to?', turned round to look behind me, then the realisation dawned on me

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Had the presence of mind to simply thank her, and decline the offer.

The rest of my day was spent in somber contemplation

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Next day, after leaving the ferry and riding for a while, I felt much better again

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[LCB]

I see the effects of age every time I look in the mirror...dammit.

Me too, so I stopped looking in the mirror.

I also like it when the girl that was so hot in HS, that everybody went gaga for...is easily bested by the girl you brought with you to the reunion.

That ^^^^ for the win!

 

[Surly]

We had a power failure yesterday and my PC, TV and games console all shut down immediately.

It was raining (pouring, actually). I couldn’t go out to play golf or, because it was too early, go to the pub – nothing.......

And so what did I do? I talked to my wife for about an hour and a half!

She seems like a nice person.