Why A@*holes are Always in Charge

[dcarver]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work,
The *** hole is usually in charge.

 

[08FJR4ME]

I can concur with that whole heartedly with the new boss I have. Retirement may come earlier than I would like.

Dave

 

[101stpathfinder]

… And I work at the Post Office…. 'nuff said !

We have a saying "Scum rises to the top"

 

[Dutch]

I thought this thread was going to be about President Chump.

 

[Geezer]

I thought this thread was going to be about President Chump.

Uh oh.

 

[fjrob1300]

That'll do Dutch,

that'll do......

 

[FJRay]

I work for myself and still have an ******* for a boss.

 

[HotRodZilla]

WTF? I'm in charge, and I'm not an *******. Ask my guys. If any of them says yes, let me know, so I can handle that.

 

[Birdman2010]

WTF? I'm in charge, and I'm not an *******. Ask my guys. If any of them says yes, let me know, so I can handle that.

Hahahahahahaa!!!!!

 

[SacramentoMike]

What if they all do?

 

[HotRodZilla]

What if they all do?

Well, then, an *******'s tears are still tears!

 

[airboss]

Won't say I was an *******, but when I retired they were standing in line to help me pack.

 

[its just rain]

Someone asked me when I might have my office cleared out so they could move in!

 

[erixun]

My chief didnt think this was funny at all.