Wife went missing

[Bugnatr]

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

 

[Surly]

Let him know I'll keep my eyes open for his truck.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Why would he want a Ford back? He should be happy he got rid of two problems at once. I am not sure an F-150 is even considered a truck anymore.

Now, HotRodZilla? Your move.

Seriously, other than the fact that the Ecoboost is a 3.5 liter V6, that was a really good joke.

 

[lnewlf]

ummm- ecoboost IS a joke

 

[wheatonFJR]

Good one Bug!

 

[G Squared]

Yea, that is funny. Needed that. Reminds me of the fridge magnet we have that says, my wife complains I never listen to her, or something like that!!

 

[FJRay]

In my house the new F150 is her truck. If my 55 F100 goes missing then I will worry.

 

[NBB]

I like it, esp. when the descriptions are needed. After a while what you see everyday becomes very muldane and what is new is once again interesting.....I'm glad the wife doesn't watch this site

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