On a more serious note, when we're carving some twisties and all leaned over like the Tower of Pisa, we're riding on the side of the tire, right? The side has a smaller circumference than the center of the tyre (spelled with a "y" for the Brits among us). So while we have a knee dragging, if we were gonzo enough to look at the speedo, would it not show an artificially high speed? And if we never went straight, then wouldn't the odometer record artificially high miles? Think of all the pre manure valve checks that have been done. Hey, have any of yinz seen my meds? I gotta go now. I think those peeps in the white coats are coming! Happy Thanksgiving, all!