woman says to her husband-----

[Feejer/Weejer man]

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible. I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."

He never heard the shot.

 

[6mmbr]

bada boom!

He's here all week folks.....

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Is this thing on?....

 

[twowheelnut]

Short version of a classic:

Couple is celebrating their 50th. Wind up in same hotel as honeymoon night. Wife goes into bath and changes into same negligee as on original wedding night, opens bath door and strikes a sexy pose...

"Honey? Do you remember what you said to me 50 years ago tonight when you first saw me in this nightie?"

"Um, yeah," said the husband, "I said that I was gonna **** your brains out and suck your **** dry!"

"And?", replied the wife, "What do you think tonight?"

Hubby replies innocently, "I think it worked!"

 

[Mike-H]

Insert rim shot here :lol: ....