Women

[ionbeam]

 

[radman]

Excellent.......... :lol:

 

[Fallen Jim Rides again]

Does the second image somehow explain why many men like complicated stereo equipment? Or lots of farkles on the handlebars of their FJR?

 

[NoCage]

The shopping schematic is spot on. If you ever get a chance to see a live show (I don't know if it's considered Broadway) called "In Defense of the Caveman", go... some funny ****. It relates current males/females to their caveman/cavewoman ancestors.

 

[ionbeam]

Does the second image somehow explain why many men like complicated stereo equipment

Men just can't resist a good set of knobs... :lol:

 

[ladybug]

It's interesting that the female apparently never even entered The Gap! I have to assume that she found jeans on sale at a better price in one of the other stores. (She had to go into all those stores because she was hunting a bargain. Key word: hunting!) I just don't understand why she went into Sears! Except for that, and lack of a few restroom stops, that's really accurate. Good job!

I think the second illustration refers to our complexity, not our preferences. You guys might like to think of all those "knobs" as different moods. :angry: :lol: :dribble: :beee:

 

[panthercity]

I just don't understand why she went into Sears!

Some women like tools.

Some women buy their own tools.

Some women know how to use tools.

Some women are happier buying and using their own tools than their husbands'.

Some even buy the tools at Sears...

 

[ladybug]

Oops, you're right. :blushing: I've been buying my tools elsewhere. And I did buy a fridge at Sears. But not jeans.

 

[donaldb]

LB, I think those are actually buttons, not knobs, and even though it admittedly took me some time to find the right one, I know know! I think my wife would agree!

 

[Thug]

Love it! (But don't tell the wife )

 

[twowheelnut]

I just don't understand why she went into Sears!

Some women like tools.

Some women buy their own tools.

Some women know how to use tools.

Some women are happier buying and using their own tools than their husbands'.

Some even buy the tools at Sears...

Er, since when did Sears add a Hustler department?

 

[panthercity]

I just don't understand why she went into Sears!

Some women like tools.

Some women buy their own tools.

Some women know how to use tools.

Some women are happier buying and using their own tools than their husbands'.

Some even buy the tools at Sears...

Er, since when did Sears add a Hustler department?

It's like my ex told me once, "If this vibrator could mow the lawn, you'd be totally worthless around here!"

 

[Fallen Jim Rides again]

I just don't understand why she went into Sears!

Some women like tools.

Some women buy their own tools.

Some women know how to use tools.

Some women are happier buying and using their own tools than their husbands'.

Some even buy the tools at Sears...

Er, since when did Sears add a Hustler department?

It's like my ex told me once, "If this vibrator could mow the lawn, you'd be totally worthless around here!"

Ex, you say? So, did she get the vibrator to mow the lawn after all? :haha:

 

[panthercity]

I just don't understand why she went into Sears!

Some women like tools.

Some women buy their own tools.

Some women know how to use tools.

Some women are happier buying and using their own tools than their husbands'.

Some even buy the tools at Sears...

Er, since when did Sears add a Hustler department?

It's like my ex told me once, "If this vibrator could mow the lawn, you'd be totally worthless around here!"

Ex, you say? So, did she get the vibrator to mow the lawn after all? :haha:

Not my problem, she got to keep the lawn too...

 

[bikerjazz]

here's the math behind it

 

[ladybug]

Funny!

The actual quote is "the LOVE of money is the root of all evil."

While we're quoting, it's also said that "love makes the world go round." And, unless you are into brokeback, that's a man and a woman, sir.

Here's one:

How to treat a woman~

Wine her.

Dine her.

Call her.

Hold her.

Surprise her.

Compliment her.

Smile at her.

Listen to her.

Laugh with her.

Cry with her.

Romance her.

Encourage her.

Believe in her.

Pray with her.

Cuddle with her.

Shop with her.

Give her jewelry.

Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand.

Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

How To Treat a Man~

Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV.

If you don't expect much you're less likely to be disappointed.

 

[ionbeam]

How To Treat a Man~
Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV.

The way I heard it was, "Show up naked -- with beer"

--True facts about men--

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is

married

11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.

12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

13. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets.

14. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.

15. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..

16. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.

Alan

 

[FJRottie]

A lady sent this to me.

It’s not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him

2. **** him

3. Shut the **** up

 

[madmike2]

And some ask me why I am Happily Single?