Words of Wisdom, How to Find Inner Peace!

[beemerdons]

Words of Wisdom, How to Find Inner Peace!

Please let me offer Some Words of Wisdom to You: A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should finish things
we started & we all could use more calm in our lives...

I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't
finished, so I finished off a bottle of vodka, a bottle of
tequila, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of
Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how
fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner piss. An velum u luv em!

 

[Teehaml]

That is great...!!

 

[Fontanaman]

Dam I wish I was there to witness that!

 

[airboss]

Whoa! Don's got his Zen on.

 

[Mudslide Miller]

Dam I wish I was there to witness that!

I just was; at AZBeemer's Christmas party last night. It wasn't pretty!
https://bdons.smugmug.com/December-2014/i-g3WpJTV/0/L/drunk_santacopy-L.jpg

 

[Fontanaman]

Well damn it looked pretty innocent on FB. Clearly the inspiration for this post came for the party.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Oh ****...I thought "inner piece" was when someone kiestered a small .32 cal pistol.

 

[FJRay]

Oh ****...I thought "inner piece" was when someone kiestered a small .32 cal pistol.

Now there's a ****** idea.

 

[Uncle Hud]

Learn something new (gnew?) every day. "Kiestered" is the past tense of the verb "keister" which means to conceal in a place where the sun don't shine.

Did somebody send that to Merriam-Webster?

 

[Mudslide Miller]

Well damn it looked pretty innocent on FB. Clearly the inspiration for this post came for the party.

Just bustin' Don's chops a little. Was actually a pretty mellow party this year.

 

[rushes]

You can find it at Trader Joe's too!