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World Orgasm Day to Promote Peace in War-Torn Countries

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Oui! Si! Da! Ja! Yes!

Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace this Friday at 6:08 GMT.

At the exact moment of the winter solstice, the world is urged to get busy at the second annual Global Orgasm for World Peace.

https://www.globalorgasm.org/

People across the world — but especially in countries with "weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of medication" — are being asked to synchronize their orgasms, according to the group's Web site.

This group session of sexual healing, aka The Big O, is designed to be an "instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spirtual energy" that organizers hope will reduce levels of violence, hatred and fear around the world during this, the longest night of the year.

Global Orgasm is the brain child of Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, co-founders of the anti-war organization Baring Witness, a group of activists who strip to make public peace displays with their naked bodies.

 
Ya know I'd participate in this most joyous event but.... I had an incident yesterday that put a damper on just such activity.

Long story short.......

YEP!! Caught myself in my zipper trick. :fie: :cry:

:jester:

 
Next time tell me sooner.........the wife needs at least a week's notice before THAT's going to happen.......
DAMN, Thats ALOT of foreplay, bet the wife loves you.
Something is really wrong with this thread....but I'm not sure I want to put my finger on it.

:D

Rancho

[SIZE=8pt]If you're good, you can make 'em O just by lookin' at 'em......[/SIZE]

 
Next time tell me sooner.........the wife needs at least a week's notice before THAT's going to happen.......
You include your wife on such things? What is the matter with you? Internet **** is so much easier and you don't have to snuggle it when you are done!

BTW, opps we missed it. Guess my wife will have to wait until next year!

 
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Next time tell me sooner.........the wife needs at least a week's notice before THAT's going to happen.......
DAMN, Thats ALOT of foreplay, bet the wife loves you.
I was going to say the same thing, but I was referring to kaitsdad's post:

Well, 6:08 GMT is 22:08 PST here - so I'd better get busy around, oh, say, 22:06 or so.
Still a lot of foreplay going on....

 
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I wonder how much Cindy Sheehan is going to have to pay to get in on the action.

I'll comply if I have to.............................................................did it say starting Dec 22 thru Jan 1?

 
Well, 6:08 GMT is 22:08 PST here
Thanks for clearing that up. I'd hate to miss it, and have the world be at war for another 10,000 years.

Maybe we'll do a practice run tonight, just for drill....Can't hurt.

Will it happen every year? What if I'm at work? No designated hitters allowed, you all stay home!

 
So, who is going to be the one looking at the clock at 10:08 PM EST and thinking of a bunch of us making the "OOOHHH" face? That is a pretty disturbing image.

 
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