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Don't remember seeing this one before.

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says. "$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog."
"Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs."
The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of ***, and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value. The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she won't be bothered by her husband that night.
She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks.
"What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!"


 
Woman sits down next to a guy at a bar who has a large frog sitting next to his beer. She inquires what it is and he explains it has been trained to perform oral *** on women. She seems rather skeptical but agrees to allow the frog to show its talent. After she pulls up her skirt he sets the frog on the stool in front of her. After a minute goes by with it just sitting there he says to the frog "OK - I'm going to show you how one more time!"

 
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