Worst CList ad of the month?

[stealth1]

This is my nominee.

https://stgeorge.craigslist.org/mcy/4708541679.html

Actually it made me laugh so I thought I would share.

The guy really has a way with words. And pictures.

Here's the text in case the listing expires;

This Bike is Freaking Awesome! You want to be awesome? You Buy this and Pull Up to McDonalds, People stand up, and Their jaws hit the floor! People will Love, And respect you! Its cause this bike will make you the most loved man in Town! It Has brand New Brake Pads, The Brakes are awesome, Stop as fast as you can accelerate. This bike has been well taken care of, With Just under 13,000 Original Miles. Not A scratch on her, Never been Dropped or Laid down. I have the Title in my hand ready to make you, the most awesome person in st. George! ASking only $3800!! I Will consider All reasonable offers, and or Trades. Im Moving to Phoenix in few months, so I Need it sold!

 

[LagerHead]

I don't know. I'm kinda considering it. After all, I want to be awesome.

 

[RiderCoach Lar]

I'm thinking about it too because when I pull up to McDonald's now, people remain seated

....and their jaws don't really drop much lower than needed to scarf a McNugget

Of course love and respect would be nice too

 

[Bugnatr]

Awesome, just what I need. Every time I hit the free wi-fi at Micky D's with the wing I get the Blue Hairs hitting on me.

 

[Intech]

Awesome, just what I need. Every time I hit the free wi-fi at Micky D's with the wing I get the Blue Hairs hitting on me.

Maybe then you could ride it back to the dragon and find your girlfriend....

 

[Big Sky]

I dunno. Doesn't it take flaming eagle skulls to be a "real head turner" or, in the seller's parlance, "jaw dropper"?

 

[wfooshee]

Wonder what's wrong with the front of the bike????

 

[stevec677]

Wonder what's wrong with the front of the bike????

It's a great deal. 20% off

 

[20valves]

I had a '98 R1 and it was awesome. Those things wheelie like dirt bikes!

 

[Bill Lumberg]

That your arrival at McDonalds was a selling point said a great deal.