Worst F*cking Invention Ever!

[Redfish Hunter]

Zilla, did you see I actually posted a pic of BigUn in GR's Top 5 Reasons for Riding thread? Against my better judgement I have let the truth about my gravity challenged, hairy-backed beast of a wife out to this forum. That pic is only a little over a year old, she was almost 47 when I took it. Before she was "Mrs." Redfish we used to run the local saloons frequently. In her mid 20s her curves were much more pronounced and she attracted a lot of attention. Almost never a night went by without someone doing something stupid. As Pop says, "You cannot educate the whole world. If you have to fight with every dumb-*** who wishes he was taking her home you will be too tired to enjoy her once you get her home." Good advice that. Bruised knuckles and a bruised head do not a romantic evening make.

I appreciate the feminine form, I admire beauty. I do try to maintain a bit of class though. And I will go out of my way to prevent making someone feel uncomfortable because of their looks.

 

[gixxerjasen]

Have time for another HRZ story?

Always.

Best part was the end about C riding the ride. That's damn hilarious.

I sure would like to know what he said to that female cop though.

I almost got to see something similar once. We had a guy drunk at the theater making an *** of himself. None of the cops on duty spoke Spanish so they put out a call for a local officer to cme in and do a sobriety test on him. A female cop showed up and holy crap if she wasn't the most gorgeous cop I've ever seen. Big freaking rock on her finger of course. She's trying to get him to follow the pen but this is obviously a test that isn't going to work because the drunk dude can't see the pen because his eyes are fixed squarely on her chest. He ended up leaving with a free ride, but it was hilarious to watch her try to get him to look up.