would you make fun of me

[jyro]

I bought some pantyhose for a dollar and wrapped it around my instrument panel on my 13,500 dollar fjr to reduce glare.

 

[jwhite518]

I bought some pantyhose for a dollar and wrapped it around my instrument panel on my 13,500 dollar fjr to reduce glare.

What color?

 

[Capt. Bob]

Probably not

Now if you decided to pull them over your head (it would still cut the glare) that may raise a hoot or two. h34r:

 

[gypsy]

That was the best you could come up with when your wife found the pantyhose?!! And she bought that?? :blink:

 

[ponyfool]

That was the best you could come up with when your wife found the pantyhose?!! And she bought that?? :blink:

Why, what excuse did you use when your wife caught you?

 

[CRMH Eagle]

In the words of Tim Gunn from Project Runway, "Make it work people!!"

 

[radman]

Fishnet? That might trigger more of a response than, say, nude. Which has it's own implications.

 

[Randy]

What do you do with them when you aren't riding?

 

[GunMD]

This isn't going downhill as quickly as I would have expected. Let's try and step it up here, folks.

 

[fhaze]

I can't take it downhill, but I had a fan belt snap on my '83 Citation X-11 and had a pair of pantyhose in the backseat from a previous nights escapades. They came in handy.

..plenty of fodder there for the peanut gallery!

 

[GunMD]

I can't take it downhill, but I had a fan belt snap on my '83 Citation X-11 and had a pair of pantyhose in the backseat from a previous nights escapades. They came in handy.
..plenty of fodder there for the peanut gallery!

How did it smell when those babies got a little heat into 'em??

 

[TCMike]

Slippery slope. First on the instrument panel, next thing ya know you'll be wearing them under your riding pants.

 

[daddyman]

Not that there's anything wrong with wearing them under your riding pants.

Right!?

:blink:

 

[Fairlaner]

you are kidding right!!!!!!!!!

R

 

[daddyman]

Yes.

:glare:

(Just trying to assist with taking the thread straight (?) downhill.)

 

[wfooshee]

So, is the crotch over the speedo, or what?

 

[fhaze]

I can't take it downhill, but I had a fan belt snap on my '83 Citation X-11 and had a pair of pantyhose in the backseat from a previous nights escapades. They came in handy.
..plenty of fodder there for the peanut gallery!

How did it smell when those babies got a little heat into 'em??

Pirelli's and Poon, a heady combination!

To the OP...did you cut the legs off or do they flap around your helmet at speed?

 

[v65]

I'd be careful where you park, there's some weirdos out there: sticky hose would be just no good. :huh:

 

[jwhite518]

sticky hose would be just no good. :huh:

Winner!