Would you remarry?

[FJRBluesman]

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question.....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: ----- silence ------

HUSBAND: "****."

 

[Intech]

An oldie, but a goodie!

 

[johnny80s]

Very nice.

 

[dcarver]

A trap, from the start. Them wimmen are good at that kind of stuff, just sayin'...

 

[madmike2]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

Correct answer to your wife: "Absolutely not! Once you've been married to the best, every other relationship would seem second-class".

Correct answer to everyone else: I've changed my last name to D-u-n-n-e, because I'm done! I'm never going through that again. Ever!

[SIZE=10pt]Ooohhhhhh Ba-arb, darlin', where are you when your insight (incite?) is needed sooooo very badly?[/SIZE]

Er....MEM or Mizz Bust...feel free to chime in here. Jill?

 

[kaitsdad]

Now you know why I don't golf. :blink:

 

[CAJW]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

That question is just as bad as "does this dress make me look fat?". No matter how you answer it, you're screwed!

 

[SnowAviation]

Yep. And when the wife asks one of those questions and you politely refuse to answer, she will use her

womanly skils and ask you why you won't answer.

Again, and this is important, Don't asnwer that question either, it's yet another female trap.

 

[Grumpy]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
That question is just as bad as "does this dress make me look fat?". No matter how you answer it, you're screwed!

The proper answer to the dress question is NO......then under your breath you say, it's your ass, not the dress, that makes you look fat! That way you've told the truth and you are both happy.......take it from a guy that's been married 46 + years.

jim

 

[dingrr]

That question is just as bad as "does this dress make me look fat?". No matter how you answer it, you're screwed!

"Darlin', there isn't a dress in the world that can make you look fat." You can then add your own thoughts...

 

[YAM TOM]

HA HA Talk about a slip of the tongue