...you may be an Iron Butt rider.

[Teehaml]

Ok.. I searched the forum first so if I missed something like this being posted before.. oh well. I have not done any IBA rallys or rides although I hope at least one SS1K is in my future. In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy I thought it would be fun to see what some of you hard core riders can come up with. Feel free to add to the list.

1- If when you fuel up your car you routinely check the receipt for time/date/location accuracy... you may be an Iron Butt rider.

 

[Cav47]

Nice topic idea. this could get funny.

2. If you search the forums for a place to ride to eat that is not in a state adjacent to the state you actually live in.....you may be an IB rider.

 

[Pterodactyl]

3. You have an impacted bowel.

 

[airboss]

4. if you buy monkey butt power by the case.

 

[HYCLE]

5. If you judge how far, away somewhere is, by the number of fuel stops.

 

[Bounce]

6. You laugh when someone thinks impacted bowels are an issue when bananas and peaches are had somewhere within the next tank of gas (see #3 and #5).

 

[Twigg]

7. If you buy two quarter-pounders at the drive-thru, and put one in the tankbag to eat later.

 

[mcatrophy]

If, when propping up the bar, you wax lyrical to the bar-maid on the benefits of your All Day saddle.

 

[BkerChuck]

If the name "Kneebone" makes you think of a name on a certificate before a part of your anatomy.

If you write your odometer reading on a gas receipt and then realize you're in your car.

 

[Ignacio]

8. 23 hours and 57 minutes is more important more than 24 hours and 0 minutes.

 

[Pterodactyl]

When the only spare clothing you carry is because you eat the items in #6.

 

[Teehaml]

If you know exactly what the pros and cons of several different route making programs are... you may be an IB rider.

 

[HYCLE]

your helmet choice is based on eating and drinking while riding

 

[James]

If you think Hanksville, UT is an easy one day ride if you are anywhere west of the Mississippi, you may be an Iron Butt Rider.

 

[MadRussian]

If you think your bike with 100K miles is just broken in, you may be an IBR.

 

[FJRay]

If you wake up from a nap and you still have all your gear on.

 

[BakerBoy]

15. If you have more than one GPS on the bike, and if "[old GPS model] you can't buy anymore was the best"

16. If you have more than one pair of after-market lights on the bike.

 

[Twigg]

17. If you think 11.5 gallons of gas is an unnecessary and petty restriction, you may be an Iron Butt Rider

 

[gclarkx]

If you've taken naps on a roadside rest stop picnic table while wearing a motorcycle helmet - you might be a IBA rider