...you may be an Iron Butt rider.

[karstenp]

If a cheeseburger has blown off your tank bag while riding down the freeway....

 

[Geezer]

If your saddle is a Russell Day Long you might be an IB rider.

 

[Sharif]

If you start a ride at 10 pm...

If there is more than one three o'clock in your day...

If you fantasize about riding at night because it's cooler...

 

[Bugnatr]

You instantly recognize the determined but dazed look of a LD rider.

 

[Twigg]

You instantly recognize the determined but dazed look of a LD rider.

... and aroma

 

[TripperMike]

If you've bought your 3rd set of tires in the same year....you may be an Iron Butt rider.

 

[Brodie]

If you just installed your second car tire this year...

Brodie

 

[HYCLE]

you fill a camel back with gatorade and your tank bag is full of beef jerky. btdt

 

[HYCLE]

you hit the rev limiter in 4th, thought you blew up the motor, you forgot you had another gear

 

[Enn]

If you wake up from a nap and you still have all your gear on.

If you wake up from a nap and you discover you're still sitting on the bike and riding

 

[FJReady]

You know exactly where your next 10 fuel purchases will be and that they'll occur over the next two days.

 

[FJReady]

You've forgotten what color your bike is (under the grime) but you know how many more miles each of your tires will likely go.

 

[rushes]

You wish they'd put a urinal right there at the gas pump.

 

[dcarver]

You go to clean your visor with Windex while riding...

and spray Windex into your eyeballs because the visor is already up.,.,

 

[Pterodactyl]

You ride with a catheter and no one ever wants to ride behind you.

 

[Ignacio]

If you wake up from a nap and you discover you're still sitting on the bike and riding

Not if you're an experienced LD Rider and plan to keep living you don't.

A better version would be: You're know you're an LD Rider if you get tired, pull over, and find yourself able to fall asleep on a sidewalk in less than a minute.

 

[mcatrophy]

If you wake up from a nap and you discover you're still sitting on the bike and riding

Not if you're an experienced LD Rider and plan to keep living you don't.

A better version would be: You're know you're an LD Rider if you get tired, pull over, and find yourself able to fall asleep on a sidewalk in less than a minute.

... and you wake up after exactly the 15 minutes later that you decided was sufficient.

 

[Intech]

Hilarious stuff. I can relate to so many. Especially the tires!

 

[Big-B]

All your vacation pictures are from about six feet away.

 

[Big-B]

Your GPS has tried to pronounce PETREE-1675 or CPA-WV