You were going fast

[Niehart]

 

[Uncle Hud]

+1

 

[TripperMike]

Sadly, without consciously thinking about it, this really is my thought process. If there's a group ahead of me, I'll twist it up a bit until I catch up. Then of course there's that next batch of cars "just" ahead that I "need" to catch up to. Yep, I've gotten real close to getting my wrists slapped for cluster hopping.

 

[dcarver]

Honest, osifer, I just trying to stay ahead of the pack as my rear brake lite isn't working and I don't want to get clocked from the 6.

''Say what''?

Oh nothing, just give me the damn ticket.

'Get outta here'.

'Thank You'.

and good-byeeeeeee

 

[wheatonFJR]

I don't go fast, everyone else just goes so slowly...and in the left lane if possible.

 

[MrZappo]

This is one of those things that certain friends of mine could say and the officer would chuckle and send them on their way with a pat on the back and a gentle warning ...

If I said this, I would end up face down on the pavement with a nickel plated revolver pressed against the base of my skull ...

 

[Uncle Hud]

Aw come on, MrZappo, that never happens in Chicago.

 

[Tommy Kay]

It never happens. Cops don't carry revolvers.

 

[Pterodactyl]

They may carry one as a throw away.

 

[wheatonFJR]

This is one of those things that certain friends of mine could say and the officer would chuckle and send them on their way with a pat on the back and a gentle warning ...
If I said this, I would end up face down on the pavement with a nickel plated revolver pressed against the base of my skull ...

Keeping my tongue tied.