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I feel ya. I want to do the same thing alot. My one major problem with what you did, You did it with your wife on the back. You should never, ever put your wife or any other passenger in a dangerous situation that they have no control over. But I feel ya believe me. I ride to and from work just about every day. And deal with the same ****. but If I followedevery one of em home, I'd have double the miles on my bike. Let it go next time. Two shitheads like that got the better of me one saturday on the way to work, throwin trash out there window's at me and brake jobs , the works. when I blew by 'em and the 10 cars in front of 'em at about a buck forty, I never saw the LEO that was about the sixth car up from 'em. Who looked like the nut to him? I did. And I wound up with a $600.00 ticket. I suspect the little *******s knew he was there, and set me up. But anyway...... experience it the best teacher but it is usually the most expensive.

 
I feel ya. I want to do the same thing alot. My one major problem with what you did, You did it with your wife on the back.
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There is no way I would follow someone to their home with my wife on the back...period. But I may drop her off and come back and blow their ******* house up.

Find a good church my friend. PM. <>< biggrin.gif
OR you could shoot and ask for forgiveness. (plus thats too much religion for me and the forum rules)

 
FYI, I gave a cager the finger and I got a .38 in my face and then a shot!! :eek:

Missed me, got the bullet, law got involved, and he's prob. gonna get 15.. Fed law for shooting from a vehicle, + attempted murder, or assault w/ a deadly weapon...

Anyhoo, lessoned learned: Don't tell a guy "shoot you f...'in p...y", when he has a smoke wagon in your face! :huh:

This is Birmingham however, top 10 most dangerous city.. Yeah, great!!

+1 on "What are the Cops gonna do?"

 
If a motorcyclist followed me home, cruised onto my property, and they started lecturing me, he'd be on the ground in about 1/2 second with a 9 in his nose.
And I'm obviously a motorcyclist.

One stupid act, followed by a second (premeditated, continuous) act, does not make you "right". It just makes you stupid LONGER than the other guy.
Man, watch me stay out of this thread.

I don't know what a 9 is, but if those pictures Silver Penguin has been posting up are any indication, I definitely don't want one of those in my nose.
You mean this pic?

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Well then Ari, if not your nose, then where? :rolleyes:

:p
Ya know, that's a good question. It never really occurred to me to consider where besides the nose. Lessee, uh, ...oh. Oh.

Welp, that tears it. I guess I'm gay. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go craft a letter to my mommy and tell her that she was exactly right about what's going to happen to you if you play with your GI Joes buck nekkid.

 
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Ya know, that's a good question. It never really occurred to me to consider where besides the nose. Lessee, uh, ...oh. Oh.
Welp, that tears it. I guess I'm gay. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go craft a letter to my mommy and tell her that she was exactly right about what's going to happen to you if you play with your GI Joes buck nekkid.
Don't beat yourself up too bad, Ari. (or down, mom says you'll go blind) It's an alternative lifestyle. Hell, they even have a parade.

 
Find a good church my friend. PM. <>< biggrin.gif

OR you could shoot and ask for forgiveness. (plus thats too much religion for me and the forum rules)

I definitely would not risk following someone home--you just never know what may be waiting on the other end.

My humble opinion is to try not to let the turkeys (you my insert a more descriptive term) ruin your day. Let it go. You have a wife that likes to ride with you--treasure that and the day. A little bit of time in church isn't bad either. :) Take it from the Rev.

 
[Don't let it go, remember that feeling. Now that a few days have passed he will drop his guard. You know were he lives, go get him.

 
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I haven't heard someone use the term smoke wagon in a long time. My brothers all call them smoke wagons and we have a lot of them. That brought back good memories from long ago, and some bad ones. I had the pleasure of 1 smoke wagon pointed in my face it wasn't any fun. I think the local sheriff wanted to drop the hammer, anyhooo i got a set of cuffs and was escorted to his place of business.

JWAD

Porterville Ca

 
If a motorcyclist followed me home, cruised onto my property, and they started lecturing me, he'd be on the ground in about 1/2 second with a 9 in his nose.
Andre I think that is the silliest ******* thing I have heard you say....Clearly you have no respect for others and definetly no patients. At least hear the man out then kick him the **** off your patch of dirt if you don't like his opinions.
Maybe he was just f*cking with a guy, who quite possibly is a troll as it is only his 2nd post here.
maybe hes a troll but I aint fu*&ing with Andre :clapping: 9 either refers to "iron" (which means your in for a beating) or "milimeters" (which means your in for some new body piercings).

In either case, Andre is right, it is stupid stupid stupid to follow someone home!!! And I aint just sayin that casue I am scared of Andre :)

 
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I can't BELIEVE so many of you guys fall for this **** EVERY TIME!!!

Said it before and said it again - I see gullible people! LOL

 
First of all , I'm not trolling. Spent a few years watching a good site and thouht I'd jump in. After cooling off for a few days I'll have to agree following the kid home was not the best move. Yes it happened in Canada, southern Ontario. to be specific. Yes we have road rage here as well but if that was my motive I would have leaped of the bike and went for him right away. Not in my nature anyhow. I just kind of thought after spending 20 years of accident free riding, I might want to spend another 20 doing the same thing. As toecutter pointed out I just hope its not you he takes out on his next excursion out on the highways. Thanks for the input... I did ask. Guess I'll continue to do what I,ve been doing all along and stay as far away from guys like this as possible, shake my head a little and just enjoy the ride. Probably the last time we'll try this approch. Life is short enough as it is. B)

 
Man, if someone ever threw one of those on my car he'd be on the ground in about a half second with a 5 in his nose.
Hell, Andre has 9 and you only have 5, no wonder your pants fit soooo well ;)

 
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Carry a cellphone.

Memorize plate number.

Pull over.

Breathe.

Imagine having *** with favorite person.

Slap yourself.

Smile.

Turn on phone.

Call in complaint to appropriate authority.

Smile.

Continue riding FJR.

Big Smile.

Orgasm.

Go home.

Have *** with favorite person.

Second Orgasm.

Make a sandwich.

Turn on TV and watch favorite show.

Smile.

Ride FJR again.

Big ******* smile.

 
Carry a cellphone.Memorize plate number.

Pull over.

Breathe.

Imagine having *** with favorite person.

Slap yourself.

Smile.

Turn on phone.

Call in complaint to appropriate authority.

Smile.

Continue riding FJR.

Big Smile.

Orgasm.

Go home.

Have *** with favorite person.

Second Orgasm.

Make a sandwich.

Turn on TV and watch favorite show.

Smile.

Ride FJR again.

Big ******* smile.

you left out the most important thing.........

once you get home , drink a beer.....makes the *** more fun LOL

 
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