Young Punks That Just Want To Ruin Your Day

[Scab]

Carry a cellphone.Memorize plate number.

Pull over.

Breathe.

Imagine having *** with favorite person.

Slap yourself.

Smile.

Turn on phone.

Call in complaint to appropriate authority.

Smile.

Continue riding FJR.

Big Smile.

Orgasm.

Go home.

Have *** with favorite person.

Second Orgasm.

Make a sandwich.

Turn on TV and watch favorite show.

Smile.

Ride FJR again.

Big ******* smile.

What if they live somewhere else?

Wait...I get it...you meant yourself, right?

 

[FJRottie]

Wait...I get it...you meant yourself, right?

....sorry, I forgot a step.

Amendment

After, "Go Home" insert, "Sit on own favorite hand for 20 minutes".

Change, "Have *** with favorite person" to, "Give yourself "The Stranger"".

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Carry a cellphone.Memorize plate number.

Pull over.

Breathe.

Imagine having *** with favorite person.

.

.

.

Ride FJR again.

Big ******* smile.

I'm pretty sure imagining *** will erase the plate number I was trying to remember. But, it still works.

Find a good church my friend. PM. <><

Now see I'd like to comment on that, but nobody would get the joke and the thread would get closed, and I'd get a warning, then I'd try to explain the joke and ...

Never mind

 

[Ari Rankum]

Hell, Andre has 9 and you only have 5, no wonder your pants fit soooo well

Thanks for noticing. I'd like to thank "Deal A Meal", "Tone Up On Broadway", "Sweatin' To The Oldies", and "Sit Tight"

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Play with GI Joes?

There's really no topping Fridays.

 

[Scab]

Thanks for noticing. I'd like to thank "Deal A Meal", "Tone Up On Broadway", "Sweatin' To The Oldies", and "Sit Tight"

No Thigh-Master? Suzanne will be disappointed.

 

[Fencer]

Hell, Andre has 9 and you only have 5, no wonder your pants fit soooo well

Thanks for noticing. I'd like to thank "Deal A Meal", "Tone Up On Broadway", "Sweatin' To The Oldies", and "Sit Tight"

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Play with GI Joes?

There's really no topping Fridays.

Surely you can't be serious?

 

[GDSFJR03]

Is the dog pile high enough yet oh web master ? Is my initiation finished yet?

 

[Ari Rankum]

Hell, Andre has 9 and you only have 5, no wonder your pants fit soooo well

Thanks for noticing. I'd like to thank "Deal A Meal", "Tone Up On Broadway", "Sweatin' To The Oldies", and "Sit Tight"

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Play with GI Joes?

There's really no topping Fridays.

Surely you can't be serious?

Stop calling me Shirley.

 

[drew231506]

Is the dog pile high enough yet oh web master ? Is my initiation finished yet?

Haha...Aw it wasnt sooo bad...most posts were just giving their opinion on the matter. Ive been beat up worse than this....welcome to the board, assuming you're real...

 

[Fencer]

Is the dog pile high enough yet oh web master ? Is my initiation finished yet?

Surely you can't be serious?

 

[PDsgt]

Sounds like the majority of people here have the right idea. I see this a lot in my profession. It may be differen in Canada, but in upstate NY we (cops) aren't going to do anything about it. We arrive on scene, and we always get 2 totally different stories.

"He passed me illegally."

and

"he is crazy, he has been tailgating me for 10 miles trying to run me off the road"

They go on and on. We tell them both to calm down and be on their way. In NY we have to observe the traffic infraction to do anything about it. (Obviously if there is propert damage or injury, that falls into criminal law) Bottom line is this. You don't know the person in question. You have no idea who you are dealing with. No matter how big and bad you think you are, there is always someone out there that can kick your ***. People are not bullet proof, and I know of no riding gear that will stop bullets.

Let it go and enjoy the rest of your day knowing that what goes around comes around. Your not going to change the spots on a leopard. By lecturing someone on their driving, is only giving them fodder for their bragging rights amongst their other ******** friends.

Ride safe! Be smart!

 

[Old Michael]

Sounds like the majority of people here have the right idea. I see this a lot in my profession. It may be differen in Canada, but in upstate NY we (cops) aren't going to do anything about it. We arrive on scene, and we always get 2 totally different stories.
"He passed me illegally."

and

"he is crazy, he has been tailgating me for 10 miles trying to run me off the road"

They go on and on. We tell them both to calm down and be on their way. In NY we have to observe the traffic infraction to do anything about it. (Obviously if there is propert damage or injury, that falls into criminal law) Bottom line is this. You don't know the person in question. You have no idea who you are dealing with. No matter how big and bad you think you are, there is always someone out there that can kick your ***. People are not bullet proof, and I know of no riding gear that will stop bullets.

Let it go and enjoy the rest of your day knowing that what goes around comes around. Your not going to change the spots on a leopard. By lecturing someone on their driving, is only giving them fodder for their bragging rights amongst their other ******** friends.

Ride safe! Be smart!

Great advice sir. Well said. But um, hey, uh, PDsgt, I was, uh wondering, ....if maybe you could help me out with a small matter of an 80 in a 65 that I didn't deserve and wasn't my fault and it was down a hill and now they're waitin' for me to mail a stinkin' check, and...

 

[khrome]

Sounds like the majority of people here have the right idea. I see this a lot in my profession. It may be differen in Canada, but in upstate NY we (cops) aren't going to do anything about it. We arrive on scene, and we always get 2 totally different stories.
"He passed me illegally."

and

"he is crazy, he has been tailgating me for 10 miles trying to run me off the road"

They go on and on. We tell them both to calm down and be on their way. In NY we have to observe the traffic infraction to do anything about it. (Obviously if there is propert damage or injury, that falls into criminal law) Bottom line is this. You don't know the person in question. You have no idea who you are dealing with. No matter how big and bad you think you are, there is always someone out there that can kick your ***. People are not bullet proof, and I know of no riding gear that will stop bullets.

Let it go and enjoy the rest of your day knowing that what goes around comes around. Your not going to change the spots on a leopard. By lecturing someone on their driving, is only giving them fodder for their bragging rights amongst their other ******** friends.

Ride safe! Be smart!

lol ... no i'll follow them home, get address and plates and give them to them to one of the many local police officers that i know and i will lay odds the next time they are seen out riding around in there piece of **** trailer park beater purple dodge neon the man will pull there *** over and return the favor :yahoo:

khrome

 

[James Burleigh]

Here's another reason not to allow yourself to get involved in a RR incident. If you're mixing it up with a car and that driver makes a maneuver that gets someone (your teenage driver?--I got two) killed, you're going to jail. I have been doing a good job of letting go of my anger when someone does some boneheaded thing that involves me, because I know if I pursue it there will be tears before bedtime. And as noted previously, you don't know whom you are dealing with. You may have limits, but if you ascribe those limits to the driver you're playing cat and mouse with, you will be surprised when he or she turns into you.

It ain't easy controlling the anger, but it's the right move. And BTW, getting into sh*t with your WIFE on the back???? You GOTTA be kidding me! Get yourself killed or thrown in jail; we all have that right. But don't pull in innocents.

My $.02...

Jb