So you don't want a speeding ticket huh?

starcruiser(aka downn2) · Sep 7, 2006

1. Get a H.A.R.D.S. wireless remote with LED Helmet light in your visor along with a Passport 8500 .......www.legalspeeding.com

2. Put a Passort ZR3 Lasar Jammers on your bike.....

You do these 2 things and all I can say is I WISH THE FUZZ GOOD LUCK.... Cause to hit a motorcycle with Laser is like treading a needle with a piece of straw and when you got laser jammers right underneath the headlight, IT AIN'T gonna happen....And with you helmet LED light going off a mile before you enter the RADAR Zone.... that ain't gonna happen either....

Remerber, 99% of all prisoner in our penatentories were apprehended during traffic stops..and with Corp America now running the Prison system ( Corrections Corp of America,,,,,CXW on the Nas) the current regime in Washington has succeededinto turned us all into Corp America's#1 cash crop...and they have the police to harvest us for free for them at taxpayers expense) it doesn't pay to be stopped...Who knows, some unpaid parkingc ticket from when you were in college in the 70's could appear on the computer and PUFF....YOUR ASS IS IN JAIL....and everyday you in jail, CXW is collected more off the taxpayers than if they put you up in the Hyatt Regency...

I suggest never, ever stop. They've never caught me yet.........One of the big advantages of owning a 155 mph sport bike!! And knowing how to ride of course..

ponyfool · Sep 7, 2006

All I can say is, wow! If you believe the crap you are shoveling, sucks to be you.

But then, you wouldn't see that because apparently life is all about you without regard to anyone or anything else.

And the 99% thing....I call BS. Show me your proof. Oh, I also call BS on someone going to jail for a parking ticket.

JimV · Sep 7, 2006

starcruiser said:
I suggest never, ever stop. They've never caught me yet.........One of the big advantages of owning a 155 mph sport bike!! And knowing how to ride of course..

Well OK but, like Chris Rock said: If you make them come after you, they're bringing an ass whooping with them. :lol:

Scab · Sep 7, 2006

I see starcruiser is from Texas.

Somebody send Odot over there and confiscate this guy's bong.

Dudewado · Sep 7, 2006

Scab said:
I see starcruiser is from Texas.
Somebody send Odot over there and confiscate this guy's bong.

Okay, but who is gonna' get it away from ODOT?

Scab · Sep 7, 2006

He'll set it down when he opens another beer.

HIGHLANDER · Sep 7, 2006

Scab said:
He'll set it down when he opens another beer.

Nope.. he'll open them with 'is teeth!!!

madmike2 · Sep 7, 2006

Dudewado said:
Scab said:

I see starcruiser is from Texas.

Somebody send Odot over there and confiscate this guy's bong.

Click to expand...

Okay, but who is gonna' get it away from ODOT?

"Bong! What bong? I ain't seen no stinking bong." :dribble: :lol:

twowheelnut · Sep 7, 2006

Hey, starcruiser my hairy white ass! It's downn2! Still an *******, I see.

Randy · Sep 7, 2006

and with Corp America now running the Prison system ( Corrections Corp of America,,,,,CXW on the Nas) the current regime in Washington has succeededinto turned us all into Corp America's#1 cash crop

I don't understand the last sentence. Can someone translate?

Also, CXW is not running the prison system. They only have 63 facilities. But, if it costs me (as a taxpayer) less to house a prisoner than it does to house them at a state-owned or federal facility, why is that a bad thing?

radman · Sep 7, 2006

I was gonna post some witty repartee, but I gotta go log that BlackHawk over my house for the Illuminati. Maybe later. :dribble:

Ari Rankum · Sep 7, 2006

starcruiser said:
One of the big advantages of owning a 155 mph sport bike!! And knowing how to ride of course..

You know it, bro. Squids believe it's about top speed. Only members of the cognoscente, such as yourself, hell, perhaps only yourself, know it's all about the SPS, the shifts per second. At 5.5 on your AE, there's not a cop in the land that's going to bust your ass. You are the Night Rider!

fjrchik · Sep 7, 2006

twowheelnut said:
Hey, starcruiser my hairy white ass! It's downn2! Still an *******, I see.

i think ya nailed it there hoss

Mike-H · Sep 7, 2006

twowheelnut said:
Hey, starcruiser my hairy white ass! It's downn2! Still an *******, I see.

Nice to see your ever the gentleman TWN....

twowheelnut · Sep 8, 2006

You have mail, Mikey.

Mike-H · Sep 8, 2006

twowheelnut said:
You have mail, Mikey.

So do you....

FJR1300 · Sep 8, 2006

ponyfool said:
All I can say is, wow! If you believe the crap you are shoveling, sucks to be you.

@ponyfool,

It's starcruiser, he's nothing but an :******: that likes to cause trouble. Look at some of his previous posts, you'll see a pattern.

@starcruiser,

:****:

airboss · Sep 8, 2006

starcruiser said:
I suggest never, ever stop. They've never caught me yet.........One of the big advantages of owning a 155 mph sport bike!! And knowing how to ride of course..

Hmmm, Motorola...........186,0000 mile per second. :dribble:

Bounce · Sep 8, 2006

starcruiser said:
Who knows, some unpaid parkingc ticket from when you were in college in the 70's could appear on the computer and PUFF....YOUR ASS IS IN JAIL.

So pay those danged parking tickets and quit hitting the crack pipe.

So you don't want a speeding ticket huh?

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