So you don't want a speeding ticket huh?

[ionbeam]

I have a diabolically clever plan that I use when I don't want a speeding ticket -- I drive the speed limit. That tactic has only let me down once.

 

[brazos parker]

So w/ your advice you're willing to turn a misdemeanor traffic citation into a felony evasion charge...w/ a possible a$$ whoopin' thrown in for good measure and at the same time willing to risk your life, the life of the LEO and any number of innocent people on/near the road.

No, thanks. I'll just stick w/ ionbeam's failsafe advice.

BTW, how do you outrun a LEO's radio? Got a jammer for it, too?

P.S. And, way to delude yourself, Dude...a well trained LEO w/ instant-on anything will nail you every time...esp if you're running by yourself.

 

[6mmbr]

155 mph + Stopsticks = Level 1 trauma center admission.

 

[FJRMGM]

laser jammers??? Wow.......

 

[gypsy]

Ya'll make fun but if these laser jammers didn't work how come the Viper pilots from Battlestar Gallactica didn't get a single ticket??!! Huh....answer me that?! Now who feels silly!!

 

[Groo]

I love the smell of a good dogpile in the morning! :lol:

 

[ponyfool]

Actually, laser jammers do work in many situations. As long as the cop is more than 500' away, they work really well. Less than 500' and the lidar unit will give the error code that it's being jammed and it will burn through to get the speed (usually at about 400'). But, if combined with a good detector, you could get advanced warning to slow down. Nevermind the fact that the officer just saw you going mach 1, anchor the brakes to slow down, and then proceed merrily along the way...well, then you may have a problem.

It's ok though, Starcruiser has another quandry. Why spend that much money on a detector and jammer when you simply aren't going to pull over anyway? I mean, I thought you weren't too bright with your original post, but that just seems to confirm it. Come on man, have a plan and stick with it! Show some fortitude! Either evade detection or evade the police, which is it???

 

[Scab]

Run, Forrest, run!

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[Longrifle]

Starcruiser....when the cops catch you, you'll be lucky if you don't recieve the beating of your life!

Confession works good for me, and kiss their ass alot! I've riden away several times now without a cite because I pulled over right away, apologized and confessed to my sinful speeding and thanked the Officer. It's totally kiss-ass, but when you're caught red handed, why try to run away, you'll just get your ass kicked and thrown in jail !

No thanks.

 

[FJRottie]

I don't see a post from starcruiser, but the thread seems to be started by downn2.

It is full of his usual asinine rhetoric.

 

[GunMD]

I don't see a post from starcruiser, but the thread seems to be started by downn2.It is full of his usual asinine rhetoric.

Check his username history...it was changed this morning.

 

[FJRottie]

Figured it out just as you posted GunMD.

I see sometimes he shows up as starcruiser and sometimes as downn2, still he is the same clown I see. Ignore.

 

[Ignacio]

Hey, starcruiser my hairy white ass! It's downn2! Still an *******, I see.

Quite right! To those that joined our merry clan after March or so, you didn't get to witness our resident troll downn2 in action back then. He got so annoying that although we didn't ban him--we restricted him so that every post had to be reviewed before making it on the board. He must have gave up and invented a new persona.

Starcruiser and downn2 are the same person. In fact, I went ahead and changed Starcruiser to his old name to unmask him properly.

Now, what to do with him. Now that he's been outted I'm sure he'll just get worse. He's an Internet Troll of the worst kind. Please don't feed him.

 

[twowheelnut]

'Iggy The Diabolical'! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Priceless, dude. Priceless! :good:

 

[Bounce]

I have a diabolically clever plan that I use when I don't want a speeding ticket -- I drive the speed limit. That tactic has only let me down once.

That's just crazy talk, Mister. Are you a crazy man or something? Poeple who talk like that are on the pot or something.

 

[Mike-H]

Hey, starcruiser my hairy white ass! It's downn2! Still an *******, I see.

Quite right! To those that joined our merry clan after March or so, you didn't get to witness our resident troll downn2 in action back then. He got so annoying that although we didn't ban him--we restricted him so that every post had to be reviewed before making it on the board. He must have gave up and invented a new persona.

Starcruiser and downn2 are the same person. In fact, I went ahead and changed Starcruiser to his old name to unmask him properly.

Now, what to do with him. Now that he's been outted I'm sure he'll just get worse. He's an Internet Troll of the worst kind. Please don't feed him.

Feed him what?...exactly....a nuke or just a permanent ignore?....I will assume the latter....unless of course a driveby is in order?.... :derisive:

 

[Groo]

Feed him what?...

Don't...

 

[radman]

 

[Toecutter]

Feed him what?...exactly....a nuke or just a permanent ignore?....I will assume the latter....unless of course a driveby is in order?.... :derisive:

Yeah, just click "My Controls", then under "Options", select "Manage Ignored Users" and add the user name. I doubt he will be back though. So many forums to troll, so little time...