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Ok, here's a few . . . Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land. Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. When you open a can of...

I'll admit I've wondered about a few of these people too. So the big questions is, which one of you is going to find the answers? After all, inquiring minds must know. :D

It's about time. I'm more than ready. :D :clapping:

Gosh Mike, that's an easy one . . . . . . . . Can't believe you had to ask! :lol:

Happy Birthday! Do something fun . . . . . . . . . . . :lol: :beach:

Happy Birthday Old Boy!! I really hope, for your sake, the mailman can't deliver the pkg Bust sent ya. :lol: Have a good one. :drinks:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Wow! You have him pegged Tyler! Too funny!

:lol2: :lol2: Just one thing to say . . . . . . . . . . DAMN! I hope they don't multiply. :o

Very nice. Thanks for sharing. :)

Tyler, that is a good one. :rofl: :rofl: The next thing to come out of Bust's mouth was "Where's my sheep?"

Thanks everyone!! Much appreciated. Had a quiet birthday but will celebrate big this weekend. :drinks: :drinks: Are you sayin' he's welcome at your place? I'm sure I can get him packaged and on his way yesterday. :lol: Hold on just a sec. He's on his way. Sorry, they didn't give me a...

Sad to say, that's not the only one. <_<

HOLD UP!! I haven't said this in at least 5 minutes . . . . . . . . . . . . . There, I feel so much better. :lol: Thank you Fairlaner, you've really made my day. :D :D :D

Your grandfather was a very smart man. :)

Well people, let me assure you, I don't care if anyone calls me a ***** but if Bust were to refer to me as a cow . . . . . . . . . . . he would no longer be a bull. :)

Please don't tell us he's gonna spin a chicken!!!! :o I thought Bust was the only sick . . . . . . . . . . oh, never mind. :(

Damn I miss that. <_<

Isn't he just the cutest thing!! Certainly isn't Little Bust - too cute to be him. :lol:

Damn Howie, you know my ailments. Thought about changing "my blown out bulb" a long time ago but just can't help feeling sorry for the poor *******. Ya know, for anyone that doesn't see the obvious, he also has some mental challenges. (Shh!! I don't bring that up around him. It always make him...

    Heck, I don't mind, that's the girlfriend. I don't say anything about her and he doesn't complain about the mailman making his "special" deliveries. :blush2: