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A mate of mine has two private box tickets in the Members’ Stan for the 2016 AFL Grand Final…includes business class airfares, all meals and booze, 5 star accommodation, private limo etc. However, to his horror, he now realises that the match is on the same day as his wedding - so he can’t go...

Gday A.J. No good trying to butter us up.

Ducati! How much has Casey Stoner had to do with it.

Paddy, The Irish Wrestler A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this...

A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and...

Glad that you are okay.

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls...

Only tested to 160kph, no good to me.

Great to see Casey even if he was sitting in the Ducati garage. I wonder if he will race again. Just a little more acceleration was needed in the end.

I sure hope tomorrow is better for you. Take care all. Best regards Steve

I feel for Dovizioso, hope Lorenzo makes the best of any move but most of all I just hope that Magic Marc can continue with what appears to be new found maturity.

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see The sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'" The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That's my ball over There. May I have it, please?" The man says, "It's in my...

"No! But it sure smells fishy."

Sorry I can't help but sure hope this all works out for you.

Someone is stealing my likes. Only got a third through this thread and they are all gone!

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real *******, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The...

That kid ain't gonna sit down for a week of Sundays!

I am not a liar!

Try sneaking onto Wheeler Air Base and rip up the runway, hope they don't mind. Have fun the bikes are a hoot.

I had both of these books on my to read list. I don't anymore!